Well team, I clearly took one for you guys here.
A week or so back, on my now frequent commute along the length of the island highway, I thought I'd grab a cup of Java in Courtney. Hmm, there's a local paper, lets check out everybody's favourite section of the want ads.
Ultimate Relaxation. Mature, attractive lady. Well, I'm partial to the cougarish gals, let's give her a call.
Something of an English accent answers, she's in her forties, with an "athletic" build. Okay, I'm in.
Out to Cumberland (she says that she's moving to Courtney), knock, and I'm greated by the athlete. I guess I hadn't expected perfection, but I had not expected to be greated by a former eastern block weightlifter. Lots of extra padding, scraggly hair, but she was trying. Hmm, what the hell, I'm here, confirm the half hour.
Lame massage. Hit the right spots, but did little with them. On to the bed, a quick HJ was the extent of the front massage. Slips on a safe for the BJ, which was acceptable at best, until she said that it hurt her mouth if she did it for more than a couple of minutes. Okay, mount up.
She scores points here for enthusiasm and vocals in CG and Mish. Also scores for a suprisingly firm pair of what appear to be natural D's. More points for reasonable flexibility for a somewhat large woman.
Finish was a combination Russian / HJ to pearls. Well done, but the towell over the face was a bit of a qwirk. On the other hand, it may have enhanced the experience.
Brown for the half, no chance of a repeat.
Anybody got another idea for north island incall fun? Campbell to Nanaimo is a good range. I've got my list for playtime south of Nanaimo, but it seems to be a bit of a wasteland Nanaimo and northwest.
A week or so back, on my now frequent commute along the length of the island highway, I thought I'd grab a cup of Java in Courtney. Hmm, there's a local paper, lets check out everybody's favourite section of the want ads.
Ultimate Relaxation. Mature, attractive lady. Well, I'm partial to the cougarish gals, let's give her a call.
Something of an English accent answers, she's in her forties, with an "athletic" build. Okay, I'm in.
Out to Cumberland (she says that she's moving to Courtney), knock, and I'm greated by the athlete. I guess I hadn't expected perfection, but I had not expected to be greated by a former eastern block weightlifter. Lots of extra padding, scraggly hair, but she was trying. Hmm, what the hell, I'm here, confirm the half hour.
Lame massage. Hit the right spots, but did little with them. On to the bed, a quick HJ was the extent of the front massage. Slips on a safe for the BJ, which was acceptable at best, until she said that it hurt her mouth if she did it for more than a couple of minutes. Okay, mount up.
She scores points here for enthusiasm and vocals in CG and Mish. Also scores for a suprisingly firm pair of what appear to be natural D's. More points for reasonable flexibility for a somewhat large woman.
Finish was a combination Russian / HJ to pearls. Well done, but the towell over the face was a bit of a qwirk. On the other hand, it may have enhanced the experience.
Brown for the half, no chance of a repeat.
Anybody got another idea for north island incall fun? Campbell to Nanaimo is a good range. I've got my list for playtime south of Nanaimo, but it seems to be a bit of a wasteland Nanaimo and northwest.
