So last night, after I'd put my little one to bed and with the "other" one working the night shift this week, I decided to have a peek to see who was in the chatroom. Unfortunately it was the same as any other time I've been in the chatroom.... just me and a couple of guys from Toronto and none of them saying anything at all. Now it’s quite possible that they were knee deep in some private philosophical conversation or maybe they were just too shy to say hello, I can't say for sure. All I do know is that they certainly weren't paying any attention to me. And that’s too bad because I was in rare form last night.
The thing is, whenever I've checked out the chatroom in the daytime it’s been pretty much the same thing. Very few chatters and those that are online are predominately from Ontario. The only guys I ever saw on any kind of regular basis from Perb were Oor Willie and Hubba. Now Willie’s dead and Hubba’s gay, or so I’m told so what’s a west coast girl to do? Why is it that so few people from Perb use the chatroom?
Last night I'd treated myself to a rather large glass of red wine which was guaranteed to provoke some entertaining banter on my part. What can I say? I'm a happy drunk and it doesn't take much to get me there. I'm also a horny drunk so imagine my mood today when the boy came home, had a quick shower then passed out exhausted from shuffling all those papers or whatever it is he does on nightshift.
So here’s my plan for tonight. After I’ve put Sponge Bob back on the shelf and packed my daughter off to Dreamland, I’m going to soak in a hot bath to ease away all my stress. I’m going to put on my sexiest lingerie, you know, the kind your wife puts on once a year for your anniversary then I’m going to turn the lights down low and light a few aromatic candles before finishing off that bottle of Merlot. After that you will find me in the chatroom taking on all comers, or cummers as the case may be, talking about blowjobs or anything else that comes to mind. It should be about 10 o’clock Pacific time so if you don’t have anything better to do, (can’t afford a date,) drop by and let’s have a chat!
The thing is, whenever I've checked out the chatroom in the daytime it’s been pretty much the same thing. Very few chatters and those that are online are predominately from Ontario. The only guys I ever saw on any kind of regular basis from Perb were Oor Willie and Hubba. Now Willie’s dead and Hubba’s gay, or so I’m told so what’s a west coast girl to do? Why is it that so few people from Perb use the chatroom?
Last night I'd treated myself to a rather large glass of red wine which was guaranteed to provoke some entertaining banter on my part. What can I say? I'm a happy drunk and it doesn't take much to get me there. I'm also a horny drunk so imagine my mood today when the boy came home, had a quick shower then passed out exhausted from shuffling all those papers or whatever it is he does on nightshift.
So here’s my plan for tonight. After I’ve put Sponge Bob back on the shelf and packed my daughter off to Dreamland, I’m going to soak in a hot bath to ease away all my stress. I’m going to put on my sexiest lingerie, you know, the kind your wife puts on once a year for your anniversary then I’m going to turn the lights down low and light a few aromatic candles before finishing off that bottle of Merlot. After that you will find me in the chatroom taking on all comers, or cummers as the case may be, talking about blowjobs or anything else that comes to mind. It should be about 10 o’clock Pacific time so if you don’t have anything better to do, (can’t afford a date,) drop by and let’s have a chat!
