After some refinement and thought, I have decided that this will probably be my final version of my pooning guide. This time I have broken up my guide into 3 different sections, Pooning, Health, and Paranoia.
Pooning – These are just common sense recommendations which everyone should already be following.
1) Finding the right SP – Craigslist, various websites and newspapers all have ads for you to determine which SP you’d like to see most. To determine if that SP is legit the best advice would be to lookup previous ads from that telephone number, use review sites to look up that SP’s name/number, and even use tineye to lookup the picture. http://tineye.com/ If anything looks or sounds fishy then I would highly recommend you look for another SP.
2) Before the meeting – Try as hard as you can to take a shower/bath before your session, and walk into that meeting with your most friendly personality. For the most part this will greatly increase your mileage and experience.
3) Payment – It seems that the best way to handle payment is upfront in an envelope for non-asian SP’s before the session. While asian SP’s prefer that you just give them the cash straight up for instant visual confirmation sometimes before and sometimes after the session. They hope that by having the payment after the session you’d include tip with your payment.
4) Tip – If this is the first time seeing this SP then I recommend you provide tip after the session. However if you seen this SP before and you know what you’re getting, then tipping with payment is fine. It is not required that you tip, however it is a nice gesture for those that go the extra mile for you.
5) Shower upon request – You might have just showered 15 minutes before the meeting, and the SP asks you if you would like to take a shower. DO IT. I know it sounds retarded, but it’ll mentally put them at ease which results in a better session.
6) Respect the SP - Throughout the entire session, the more chemistry you build between the two of you, the more enjoyable it becomes.
7) BBBJ’s are too risky in my opinion - There are way too many things you can catch through it which the benefits do not outweigh the risks. Learn to enjoy the CBJ, it’s not so bad after you get used to it.
8) Share your experience – It is IMPORTANT that you share your experiences with SP’s. All you have to do is either start a new thread or reply to an existing review of an SP. This allows us to self-govern our own set of standards. As a benefit, most of the active reviewers talk privately amongst each other trading gems (favorite SP’s). You do not have to post your favorites, however it is important to post the sessions you did not particularly enjoy and were tricked with fake photos or baited.
Health – I highly recommend that all pooners regardless of how safe you play do the following:
1) Hepatitis Vaccinations (A,B) – Hepatitis can be transmitted through accidental swapping/ingestion of contaminated blood/sweat/tears/saliva/semen/vaginal secretions/menstrual blood/fecal/breast milk. Any walk-in clinic or doctor will give the Hepatitis A shot for free, and B is around $30. While you’re at it, you might as well get your Tetanus shot as well, since it’s free also. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatitis
2) Gardasil Vaccination – If you are under 30 years old and have $450 to spare this HPV immunization prevent a lot of possible pain. Condoms can only protect you from so much as there are still other risks with skin to skin contact. Wouldn’t it be nice to not have to worry as much about HPV or genital warts? http://www.hpvinfo.ca
3) Regular Checkups – Condoms are not 100% effective, there is always a chance that you can catch an STI/STD. You should get tested a minimum once every two months. These days, almost everything if caught early can be handled by modern medicine. Even the treatment for HIV has come a very long way, to the point that they are close to coming up with a cure, look at Magic Johnson. To get tested it is very easy, private, and free. Call the BCCDC and you can give them a fake name. When you arrive they will ask you to fill out a card and on this card you can provide fake information as they do not require any ID to verify any of this. To obtain your results you just need to remember the name and birthday that you used on that card by calling in 7 days later. http://www.bccdc.ca
Paranoia / Identity Safety / Cheating Husband Syndrome – There are many of us out there that do not want people to know about our little hobby. There are many different degrees of how far you are willing to go to protect your identity. As a high level network security specialist all I do is protect and hide information all day, which over the years has probably made me a little too paranoid when it comes to protecting my own identity as I know what people can do with just a little bit of information. I will try to list things from what looks like common sense to ideas which you’d think I’m crazy.
1) Do not bring too much extra cash to the session. Just bring what was negotiated and the maximum tip your willing to give if you had the best time of your life.
2) Do not bring any identification or house keys to the session. I leave my wallet and my house keys hidden in my car before the session. There have been a string of robberies and some of them resulted in the robbers holding people at knife point and ordering them to provide addresses to where their house keys are for and having others go there to ransack the place. I heard of this from two different SP’s who has been robbed themselves. If all I have is car keys and I told them I parked like 4 blocks away but I don’t remember the street names, I’m pretty sure they’re not going to pursue me any further when there is mamasan/brobrosan/sp’s to harass.
3) Lie to the SP and everyone you come across on your way to and from your session about who you are and what you do for a living. The easiest way to do this without screwing up down the road is using the identity of someone you know or hate. Just make sure you don’t give too much information and somehow things get tracked back to that person and they could possibly point things to your direction. Personally I pick someone different for every SP I see. Luckily I know/hate a lot of people. =)
4) Have a poon phone – Rogers has a $100/year pay as you go plan, which requires a rogers sim card you can get brand new and activated for $35 ($10 free airtime as well). Obtain a cheap sim phone, or if you must swap your sim card before you make your calls. I got my used sim card for $10 on CL, and picked up a working phone for only $60. I leave this phone in my car, so It also acts as an emergency phone if my real phone has problems. This poon phone really puts me at ease, as there has been a few calls which were CL pranks and the person after receiving many calls has threatened to post my cell number on the internet as a sexual predator/harasser. Not to mention an incident with a possible minor from an advertiser once, which has cleared up recently and has proven to not be a minor, but at the time I was really at ease having used this phone.
5) Change your appearance – I recommend wearing a baseball cap and a cheap pair of sunglasses you don’t usually wear if it’s a nice day, or possibly a different style of glasses or fake glasses if you don’t need it if its not a sunny day till you’re in private. Almost all incall locations are in some apartment or complex which requires us to buzz in. Unfortunately some if not most places have cameras and buzzer logs. So if someone wanted to they could easily look up the buzzer log for that apartment and then compare the timestamps with the video logs. Some of the newer buildings have everything digitized and it’d take only about 4 mouse clicks and 10 seconds to call up all the footage for everyone who buzzed a certain code.
6) Park your car at least 3 walking blocks away so that when you walk to/from your car you have to make at last one right and one left before you arrive. (like a zig zag). Makes it kind of hard for someone to follow you without revealing themselves, and as I stated in #2 if you get robbed and they had your car keys, you wouldn’t want them to find your car and then take your wallet/house keys.
7) Before parking drive past the incall location and make at least one left and right. It will be obvious if someone is following you, and at the same time you can check out the location. I had an appointment to this micro once, and right as I was driving by I notice some LE looking like they were going to do a bust/sting. Luckily for me I didn’t book the session an hour early. I gave them a call immediately to give them the heads up and to cancel my appointment, lol. I never bothered calling them back to see if anything became of it.
8) The easiest way to get caught doing this hobby is by taking a look at your computer. Your browsing history and cookies is usually the way most people get caught. Regardless if you share your computer with anyone else or not, always make sure your account has a password, and always clear your cache and cookies after every time you’re looking for SP’s. http://www.google.com/support/accounts/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=32050 (shows you how to clear for various browsers)
9) For those of you who like to keep records or tabs of your pooning exploits, I highly recommend keeping everything in an encrypted format. A very easy way to do this is by installing True Crypt. The program is very easy to use and documentation is very straight forward. If you’re capable of keeping pictures or whatever, then you should be capable of using this program. Please don’t bother me about how to use this, as I’m usually quite busy doing various things =) http://www.truecrypt.org/
10) If you’re a cheating husband and your wife hired a PI, it is possible that you’ve been low jacked. All they would have to do is purchase a GPS tracker which range from just logging where you’ve been to actually posting on a webserver where your car is located at that very moment. These devices range from just a cell phone to a tiny little device that’s the size of a box of tick tacks. My advice to you is to locate a bar / store / facility near the incall location and park there. Try to visit the place briefly, disappear out the back, have your session, then go visit again and then leave. If you really were being followed the next time you go there the PI would be a little more aggressive and might possibly go inside to spot you. So if this is a major concern, I recommend going back next week with a guy friend and actually spending time at that facility, NOT to go visit that SP again for a little while. Once it’s established that you really are parking there for just food/hobby/fun, the person tracking you would probably not be suspicious anymore of that location which means you can go back as you please provided that you park and walk in and go out the back each time.
I hope you found this guide somewhat informative and useful. I might be seeing an ex-girlfriend of mine again and if things get serious I will be quitting this hobby. We’ve been talking a lot on the phone and online, so if we hook up again I guess that would be the end of my pooning career. Please play safe everyone.
Pooning – These are just common sense recommendations which everyone should already be following.
1) Finding the right SP – Craigslist, various websites and newspapers all have ads for you to determine which SP you’d like to see most. To determine if that SP is legit the best advice would be to lookup previous ads from that telephone number, use review sites to look up that SP’s name/number, and even use tineye to lookup the picture. http://tineye.com/ If anything looks or sounds fishy then I would highly recommend you look for another SP.
2) Before the meeting – Try as hard as you can to take a shower/bath before your session, and walk into that meeting with your most friendly personality. For the most part this will greatly increase your mileage and experience.
3) Payment – It seems that the best way to handle payment is upfront in an envelope for non-asian SP’s before the session. While asian SP’s prefer that you just give them the cash straight up for instant visual confirmation sometimes before and sometimes after the session. They hope that by having the payment after the session you’d include tip with your payment.
4) Tip – If this is the first time seeing this SP then I recommend you provide tip after the session. However if you seen this SP before and you know what you’re getting, then tipping with payment is fine. It is not required that you tip, however it is a nice gesture for those that go the extra mile for you.
5) Shower upon request – You might have just showered 15 minutes before the meeting, and the SP asks you if you would like to take a shower. DO IT. I know it sounds retarded, but it’ll mentally put them at ease which results in a better session.
6) Respect the SP - Throughout the entire session, the more chemistry you build between the two of you, the more enjoyable it becomes.
7) BBBJ’s are too risky in my opinion - There are way too many things you can catch through it which the benefits do not outweigh the risks. Learn to enjoy the CBJ, it’s not so bad after you get used to it.
8) Share your experience – It is IMPORTANT that you share your experiences with SP’s. All you have to do is either start a new thread or reply to an existing review of an SP. This allows us to self-govern our own set of standards. As a benefit, most of the active reviewers talk privately amongst each other trading gems (favorite SP’s). You do not have to post your favorites, however it is important to post the sessions you did not particularly enjoy and were tricked with fake photos or baited.
Health – I highly recommend that all pooners regardless of how safe you play do the following:
1) Hepatitis Vaccinations (A,B) – Hepatitis can be transmitted through accidental swapping/ingestion of contaminated blood/sweat/tears/saliva/semen/vaginal secretions/menstrual blood/fecal/breast milk. Any walk-in clinic or doctor will give the Hepatitis A shot for free, and B is around $30. While you’re at it, you might as well get your Tetanus shot as well, since it’s free also. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatitis
2) Gardasil Vaccination – If you are under 30 years old and have $450 to spare this HPV immunization prevent a lot of possible pain. Condoms can only protect you from so much as there are still other risks with skin to skin contact. Wouldn’t it be nice to not have to worry as much about HPV or genital warts? http://www.hpvinfo.ca
3) Regular Checkups – Condoms are not 100% effective, there is always a chance that you can catch an STI/STD. You should get tested a minimum once every two months. These days, almost everything if caught early can be handled by modern medicine. Even the treatment for HIV has come a very long way, to the point that they are close to coming up with a cure, look at Magic Johnson. To get tested it is very easy, private, and free. Call the BCCDC and you can give them a fake name. When you arrive they will ask you to fill out a card and on this card you can provide fake information as they do not require any ID to verify any of this. To obtain your results you just need to remember the name and birthday that you used on that card by calling in 7 days later. http://www.bccdc.ca
Paranoia / Identity Safety / Cheating Husband Syndrome – There are many of us out there that do not want people to know about our little hobby. There are many different degrees of how far you are willing to go to protect your identity. As a high level network security specialist all I do is protect and hide information all day, which over the years has probably made me a little too paranoid when it comes to protecting my own identity as I know what people can do with just a little bit of information. I will try to list things from what looks like common sense to ideas which you’d think I’m crazy.
1) Do not bring too much extra cash to the session. Just bring what was negotiated and the maximum tip your willing to give if you had the best time of your life.
2) Do not bring any identification or house keys to the session. I leave my wallet and my house keys hidden in my car before the session. There have been a string of robberies and some of them resulted in the robbers holding people at knife point and ordering them to provide addresses to where their house keys are for and having others go there to ransack the place. I heard of this from two different SP’s who has been robbed themselves. If all I have is car keys and I told them I parked like 4 blocks away but I don’t remember the street names, I’m pretty sure they’re not going to pursue me any further when there is mamasan/brobrosan/sp’s to harass.
3) Lie to the SP and everyone you come across on your way to and from your session about who you are and what you do for a living. The easiest way to do this without screwing up down the road is using the identity of someone you know or hate. Just make sure you don’t give too much information and somehow things get tracked back to that person and they could possibly point things to your direction. Personally I pick someone different for every SP I see. Luckily I know/hate a lot of people. =)
4) Have a poon phone – Rogers has a $100/year pay as you go plan, which requires a rogers sim card you can get brand new and activated for $35 ($10 free airtime as well). Obtain a cheap sim phone, or if you must swap your sim card before you make your calls. I got my used sim card for $10 on CL, and picked up a working phone for only $60. I leave this phone in my car, so It also acts as an emergency phone if my real phone has problems. This poon phone really puts me at ease, as there has been a few calls which were CL pranks and the person after receiving many calls has threatened to post my cell number on the internet as a sexual predator/harasser. Not to mention an incident with a possible minor from an advertiser once, which has cleared up recently and has proven to not be a minor, but at the time I was really at ease having used this phone.
5) Change your appearance – I recommend wearing a baseball cap and a cheap pair of sunglasses you don’t usually wear if it’s a nice day, or possibly a different style of glasses or fake glasses if you don’t need it if its not a sunny day till you’re in private. Almost all incall locations are in some apartment or complex which requires us to buzz in. Unfortunately some if not most places have cameras and buzzer logs. So if someone wanted to they could easily look up the buzzer log for that apartment and then compare the timestamps with the video logs. Some of the newer buildings have everything digitized and it’d take only about 4 mouse clicks and 10 seconds to call up all the footage for everyone who buzzed a certain code.
6) Park your car at least 3 walking blocks away so that when you walk to/from your car you have to make at last one right and one left before you arrive. (like a zig zag). Makes it kind of hard for someone to follow you without revealing themselves, and as I stated in #2 if you get robbed and they had your car keys, you wouldn’t want them to find your car and then take your wallet/house keys.
7) Before parking drive past the incall location and make at least one left and right. It will be obvious if someone is following you, and at the same time you can check out the location. I had an appointment to this micro once, and right as I was driving by I notice some LE looking like they were going to do a bust/sting. Luckily for me I didn’t book the session an hour early. I gave them a call immediately to give them the heads up and to cancel my appointment, lol. I never bothered calling them back to see if anything became of it.
8) The easiest way to get caught doing this hobby is by taking a look at your computer. Your browsing history and cookies is usually the way most people get caught. Regardless if you share your computer with anyone else or not, always make sure your account has a password, and always clear your cache and cookies after every time you’re looking for SP’s. http://www.google.com/support/accounts/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=32050 (shows you how to clear for various browsers)
9) For those of you who like to keep records or tabs of your pooning exploits, I highly recommend keeping everything in an encrypted format. A very easy way to do this is by installing True Crypt. The program is very easy to use and documentation is very straight forward. If you’re capable of keeping pictures or whatever, then you should be capable of using this program. Please don’t bother me about how to use this, as I’m usually quite busy doing various things =) http://www.truecrypt.org/
10) If you’re a cheating husband and your wife hired a PI, it is possible that you’ve been low jacked. All they would have to do is purchase a GPS tracker which range from just logging where you’ve been to actually posting on a webserver where your car is located at that very moment. These devices range from just a cell phone to a tiny little device that’s the size of a box of tick tacks. My advice to you is to locate a bar / store / facility near the incall location and park there. Try to visit the place briefly, disappear out the back, have your session, then go visit again and then leave. If you really were being followed the next time you go there the PI would be a little more aggressive and might possibly go inside to spot you. So if this is a major concern, I recommend going back next week with a guy friend and actually spending time at that facility, NOT to go visit that SP again for a little while. Once it’s established that you really are parking there for just food/hobby/fun, the person tracking you would probably not be suspicious anymore of that location which means you can go back as you please provided that you park and walk in and go out the back each time.
I hope you found this guide somewhat informative and useful. I might be seeing an ex-girlfriend of mine again and if things get serious I will be quitting this hobby. We’ve been talking a lot on the phone and online, so if we hook up again I guess that would be the end of my pooning career. Please play safe everyone.
