This equation should be taught in all math classes!

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
 
Mathematical Construct for Proof of Evil

Your logic is impeccable. The challenge I have is in the implementation. :(

What about this:

We know that women like two things, your time and your money,
therefore...
women = time x money

Now time equals money, so
women = money x money

Money is the root of all evil, so
money = square root of evil

By squaring both sides of the equation,
money squared = evil

Now go back to the equation
women = money x money

See where I'm headed?
women = money squared = evil


A problem with this "proof" occurred to me immediately: Since evil is
negative, the square root of evil must be imaginary, which would mean
that money is imaginary, and therefore, by definition, so is time.

Then I realized that, in my life at least, that's pretty much true :rolleyes: .
 
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