REQUIRE ATTENTION FOR
TENSIONSTRESS RELIEF?
LET SHIANA'S HANDS
SOOTH YOU WITH
A SENSUAL SHIATSU
BODY MASSAGE
Tel: 403-861-5654
This was the ad I phoned. Thought why the hell not. What's the worse that can happen. I blocked my number and dialed. She answered and I asked about a session. She asked for my number so she can call me back. I said I am not that type of guy and would pass.
She sounded alright on the phone so used the Phone Number Anonymizer and called her back. For those that don't know this feature. It is called a payphone. Called her and asked to see her. She said sure. Told me to call her when I get to the Tim Horton's on Center and 40th.
Well Slim can't afford a cell phone so she changed it to a gas station up the street. I was told to phone her from the phone in the parking lot. I was waiting for her to tell me the secret code to say when I called. I thought to myself "The crow flies at midnight" and with that I was out the door.
Phoned her from the payphone again. She asked what I was driving and I described a car that was parked outside. She told me she would be there in a few minutes. Sounds good. She didn't want to discuss anything on the phone.
I waited for about 10 minutes. My hopes got up when I saw a younger hot chick walking this way. She walked righ t on by. I guess I could only hope that Shiana would be like that. Finally I see this woman walking up the alley.
She is wearing sweatpants and a winter jacket. That would have been fine if they were Lululemon and not Walmart specials. It would also been nice if they were tight and shiny but these were fleece and covered in fuzz and cat hair.
She was odd shaped and had quite wide hips. She had a weird pear shaped body that just wasn't doing it for me. She was well on her way to that catlady that lives down the street. I made small talk and then got down to business. It started with $200 FS at her place. I was not interested in FS at this point. I made an excuse of never doing FS and was just interested in a massage/happy ending. She mentioned she doesn't bring anyone back for less than $150. I countered with a just need a HJ in the hallway for $40. She said no and I said it woudn't take long. I will even leave my pants on. She countered with FS for $100. I passed due to the fuzzy sweats and odd shape. I politely told her thanks but a quick tug is all I needed. I started to walk away and she said how about $80? I kept walking because even Slim has standards.
So for those wondering about this one I would say take a pass. I'm trying to think how I ended up getting a release that day.....oh yeah I remember. I headed to Executive but that's another story. Stay tuned.
I Am.
Not doing a cat lady.
SlimShady
TENSIONSTRESS RELIEF?
LET SHIANA'S HANDS
SOOTH YOU WITH
A SENSUAL SHIATSU
BODY MASSAGE
Tel: 403-861-5654
This was the ad I phoned. Thought why the hell not. What's the worse that can happen. I blocked my number and dialed. She answered and I asked about a session. She asked for my number so she can call me back. I said I am not that type of guy and would pass.
She sounded alright on the phone so used the Phone Number Anonymizer and called her back. For those that don't know this feature. It is called a payphone. Called her and asked to see her. She said sure. Told me to call her when I get to the Tim Horton's on Center and 40th.
Well Slim can't afford a cell phone so she changed it to a gas station up the street. I was told to phone her from the phone in the parking lot. I was waiting for her to tell me the secret code to say when I called. I thought to myself "The crow flies at midnight" and with that I was out the door.
Phoned her from the payphone again. She asked what I was driving and I described a car that was parked outside. She told me she would be there in a few minutes. Sounds good. She didn't want to discuss anything on the phone.
I waited for about 10 minutes. My hopes got up when I saw a younger hot chick walking this way. She walked righ t on by. I guess I could only hope that Shiana would be like that. Finally I see this woman walking up the alley.
She is wearing sweatpants and a winter jacket. That would have been fine if they were Lululemon and not Walmart specials. It would also been nice if they were tight and shiny but these were fleece and covered in fuzz and cat hair.
She was odd shaped and had quite wide hips. She had a weird pear shaped body that just wasn't doing it for me. She was well on her way to that catlady that lives down the street. I made small talk and then got down to business. It started with $200 FS at her place. I was not interested in FS at this point. I made an excuse of never doing FS and was just interested in a massage/happy ending. She mentioned she doesn't bring anyone back for less than $150. I countered with a just need a HJ in the hallway for $40. She said no and I said it woudn't take long. I will even leave my pants on. She countered with FS for $100. I passed due to the fuzzy sweats and odd shape. I politely told her thanks but a quick tug is all I needed. I started to walk away and she said how about $80? I kept walking because even Slim has standards.
So for those wondering about this one I would say take a pass. I'm trying to think how I ended up getting a release that day.....oh yeah I remember. I headed to Executive but that's another story. Stay tuned.
I Am.
Not doing a cat lady.
SlimShady
