Darla

Since her ad says "Darla's back", it's almost certain she's Darla Delay. I believe Darla Delay was an alter ego of Nikki, who used to advertise on sexyescortpersonals.com

Some of our members called her Nikki Orange Fingers. I think Slothy originally posted a positive review of her, but later retracted it after he took a lot of flak.

Whatever you do don't give her a phone #. Fucking crackhead phoned me for months.

I'm sure this is the same Darla aka Darla DeLay aka Nikki. Met her quite by accident one night out at the Balmoral about a year and a half ago. Told us her name was Nikki and she used to be a dancer. Perhaps in her younger days she could have been but way too many miles on the gal now. Total crack ho. She tried to convince me and every one of my friends to take her up on her offer of "company" which we all declined. Claimed to have a nice apt. downtown and when the night ended a couple of my buddies gave her a lift to the Winnipeg Hotel on Main. Meeting her and having her sit at our table for a couple of beers was enough of an experience.
Lets just say that stranded on a desert island with her and a goat, the goat better watch out.

2 words come to mind.
TRAIN WRECK

PS: I apologise if this seems too harsh but this is someone no one should even consider having to TWFTT

Twftt???

Whats TWFTT????

Sorry I meant TOFTT (take one for the team). I must have been tired and began to type like Elmer Fudd (take wun fo the team).
Anyway don't go there. You've been warned!