Now that I'm back the questions of the day is What Happened???
Well silly me I broke my ankle and had Surgery on it and ended up with 3 plates and 13 screws that's why I had to leave unexpectedly to hide away and heal for so long. I don't like explaining how I did it as it was just plain out fluke accident and not some cool story. As well, I'm upset that I'm unable to show of my skills under my Infamous Milking Table until early May cause of this stupid mistake. So, I've decided to have some fun and joke around about my broken ankle while I slyly remind you boys that I do have the only Milking table around and I have the many skills to use it!!! :whoo:
I'll make this a very easy contest for you to enter; all you need to do is reply to this thread with a funny anecdote on how I broke my ankle. On April 30th I'll choose the top 3 I feel are the best, then for 1 week the voting turns back to you by a simple poll letting the winning anecdote be unbiased by me; Winner announced May 8th.
I'm expecting funny short posts can be a little dirty but please be respectful and do not write anything crude or rude, I'll have those I find demeaning removed. Examples: practicing for high jumping (I'm not even 5 ft), Dancing in high heels in bouncy castle, fell of bed in heels; see I can't even come up with a good funny story, but I'm sure you can. I'll help get your created juices flowing by offering the winner of this simple little contest, my 15min Infamous Milking Table Show valued at $100. I've included the link to my Milking Table teaser video to show what you should expect if you win. :clap2:
https://player.vimeo.com/video/186218845
Good Luck and Let's Have some Fun!!! :cheer2:
Well silly me I broke my ankle and had Surgery on it and ended up with 3 plates and 13 screws that's why I had to leave unexpectedly to hide away and heal for so long. I don't like explaining how I did it as it was just plain out fluke accident and not some cool story. As well, I'm upset that I'm unable to show of my skills under my Infamous Milking Table until early May cause of this stupid mistake. So, I've decided to have some fun and joke around about my broken ankle while I slyly remind you boys that I do have the only Milking table around and I have the many skills to use it!!! :whoo:
I'll make this a very easy contest for you to enter; all you need to do is reply to this thread with a funny anecdote on how I broke my ankle. On April 30th I'll choose the top 3 I feel are the best, then for 1 week the voting turns back to you by a simple poll letting the winning anecdote be unbiased by me; Winner announced May 8th.
I'm expecting funny short posts can be a little dirty but please be respectful and do not write anything crude or rude, I'll have those I find demeaning removed. Examples: practicing for high jumping (I'm not even 5 ft), Dancing in high heels in bouncy castle, fell of bed in heels; see I can't even come up with a good funny story, but I'm sure you can. I'll help get your created juices flowing by offering the winner of this simple little contest, my 15min Infamous Milking Table Show valued at $100. I've included the link to my Milking Table teaser video to show what you should expect if you win. :clap2:
https://player.vimeo.com/video/186218845
Good Luck and Let's Have some Fun!!! :cheer2:
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