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Very Veronica

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Sandi & i decided to blow off some steam Friday nite & ended up with 2 young boys (at different times) in the legendary penthouse. First puppy followed us home after way too many lemontinis at the Opus where we'd teased him & his buds with some good old fashioned girl girl necking. He boasted all the way how he could easily handle the 2 of us while he kept his buddies apprised via cell.

Once inside the after hours love palace, Sandi ordered some refreshments..i recall some fondling (details sketchy, we were HAMMERED) & our boy just disappeared! :(

Fortunately delivery boy was now knocking on the door. Sandi suggested we answer topless. Shwing..cute tight-body! Pulled him inside & started frisking him in front of the full length hall mirrors but he starts whining about a gf! :confused:

So after our nite of not so excellent adventures, i'm still wondering, what the heck happened? What would you do if you had the opportunity to be mauled by 2 wanton off-duty escorts?
 

tianna

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lol

oh so thats what you too were doing.. I talked to sandie saturday morning... she told me you guys had a good night but left out those details.... the poor guys you two scared them... :)
 

WestVanMan

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What would you do if you had the opportunity to be mauled by 2 wanton off-duty escorts?
Is this like a trick question?

The only thing that comes to mind is to say "Yes Please!" and "Thank You!".

And remember to make an offering at the altar of the gods of fortune the next day.
 

georgebushmoron

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You cougars wanted fresh-faced college types, but you forgot that guys that young are all attitude and no mental strength to put into action what their bodies could potentially do. Thus they get scared easily and are also easily swayed by their little friends.

It's the same for men as it is for women when selecting a suitable sex partner: choose a more mature one who has a young face and body, is healthy, and has tremendous will power. You get the best of both worlds that way, and less disappointment.
 

jjinvan

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I guess now you know why so many younger women are interested in older guys...

The guys their own age are a bit of a joke.
 

tianna

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Mar 19, 2006
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tis true

I actually prefffer men older than me.. in their 30s.. seems to work better.. unless the person was really mature...
 

jjinvan

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Why is that surprising? Some guys are actually loyal to their GF's and especially so when it's 2 drunk females he doesn't know.

It's not that surprising to me at all...it's actually refreshing to see he stayed loyal. :)

Good for him!
You can soooo tell that this was written by a girl :)
 

Annalise Lane

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lol OMG how fucking funny

boy says ' oh yeah I can do that '

girls say ' prove it baby '

boy runs for the hills before they found he has a 3" pecker and no balls to follow threw.

You go girls .... eat them up, and spit them out !!


NEXT !!!

LMFAO

COC - now thats the way to go.
 
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freakychef

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In my own imagination!!
Personally I dig agressive women....

..ones who take charge and lead the action. I for one would have no problem going through with it. Lead me into temptation, or sometimes I just find it on my own. P.S. I am over 30 and could play all night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

georgebushmoron

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lol OMG how fucking funny

boy says ' oh yeah I can do that '

girls say ' prove it baby '

boy runs for the hills before he' found to have a 3" pecker and no balls to follow threw.

You go girls .... eat them up, and spit them out !!
But there was nothing to eat. The coward ran before they could take a bite. Guess he thought it was just going to be too much for him.
 

Saraphina

Your Fiery Angel !
OMG I think they must be sticking something in the lube we use. Cause I was off duty doing something similar. Except I had 2 really hot youngins hanging with me. I opted for some action with the 1 and the other one fell asleep woke up to the noise waltz in to see what was going on, and instantly sprung wood and started whining cause he couldn't get some, and well, I was spent. Had I known I would have sent over the spare cock immediately.
 

jjinvan

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There's that sharp wit that only a doc would have. ;) xoxoxo

Actually it should be more like 'You can soooo tell that this was written by someone who was cheated on throughout every relationship.'. Before you remind me that I'm an SP and how silly it sounds...these were pre-perb relationships.

Just nice to see that there are some guys who are loyal...*Shrugs*
Sorry, I should have been more specific, I was referring to the idea that it would somehow make a difference to an average young guy if it was 'two drunk girls he didn't know'. Most guys would know that it wouldn't make much difference at all, so, the idea had to come from a girl.

I read the part where you said that it was before you became an SP, but I figured I'd throw this in anyway:

I don't think it sounds silly for an SP to be unhappy if she was cheated on throughout every relationship. Cheating on someone is bad and wrong, even if they are an SP. The thing is, it is only 'cheating' if it is breaking some promise or agreement to be faithful. Do I think that a guy who makes that promise or agreement with an SP is setting himself up for problems? Yes I do. But, if he makes that promise or agreement, knowing that his girlfriend is an SP then he should be bound to it just like anyone else.

Everyone has a right to ask for anything they want in a relationship, so long as they are clear about what they expect at the beginning, don't keep changing their mind, and keep their own promises and commitments then it's all good.

If an SP wants a boyfriend who is not going to have sex with any other girls, that's her right so long as she is honest about being an SP and makes it clear to the guy right at the beginning what she expects it is then up to him to agree and enter the relationship or not agree and don't. Personally, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship where my girlfriend was having sex with a bunch of other guys, and I was expected to be faithful only to her, but if it works for other guys, hey, don worry, be happy mon!
 

jjinvan

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Sometimes those guidelines are laid out...it's been made more than abudantly clear that both expect monogamy and yet...he still goes out and cheats.

Luck of the draw, really, when it comes to spouses. Sometimes you get a good one, and then sometimes you get a cheating sex addict.

It's ok...no hard feelings...I forgive him
Ya but who would cheat on a hot sexy nympho like you? :)

Even if he was a sex addict, you'd think that he'd OD at home.
 

Bare_Facts

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Damn

Damn! If all you gals are gonna be 'on the prowl' I might have to move to Vancouver!

P.S. Feel free to visit Edmonton anytime, even if you have been here recently. I've got a nice warm spot in my bed for you Saraphina :)
 

rollerboy

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Sometimes those guidelines are laid out...it's been made more than abudantly clear that both expect monogamy and yet...he still goes out and cheats.

Luck of the draw, really, when it comes to spouses. Sometimes you get a good one, and then sometimes you get a cheating sex addict.

It's ok...no hard feelings...I forgive him
It's not just luck. There's a respect dynamic. It cuts both ways, you sense when the other person will let you walk all over them and treat them accordingly.

There are girls who I would never have cheated on, and girls who I happily "done wrong." Mr. Pizza guy musta had one of the former.
 

Sandi Laine

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We Will Find a Participant...

I am sure we will find some good, strong,willing, participants.

I am confident that this summer is going to be SEXY.

See you out on the town!!

SL & VV lionesses
 

Cosmo

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So after our nite of not so excellent adventures, i'm still wondering, what the heck happened? What would you do if you had the opportunity to be mauled by 2 wanton off-duty escorts?
And I missed this post two weeks ago???

Oh man.

Very Veronica transformed into the female version of Mighty Casey?

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright.
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light.
And, somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout,
but there is no joy in Perbville - for mighty Veronica has struck out.


 

LaCreme

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..ones who take charge and lead the action. I for one would have no problem going through with it. Lead me into temptation, or sometimes I just find it on my own. P.S. I am over 30 and could play all night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is a angel :) you know how to make a women feel good ah i love it older then me and all night
 
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