The funny thing here is Bif Naked has been celibate for a long time and encourages it in others. Not that this has anything to do with helping you find a freaky tattoo chick.
What about the girl at Kates-can't remember her name but if you check their site she got quite a large tatoo on her back and shoulder. Don't know about piercings however
Heard there is supposed to be some goth looking chick at 10th Ave. Massage. Next time i'm in i'll ask around. From my expereince there nobody get too "freaky" though.
Look for the snooty brunette with the tatoos of flames all over her tits-I won't mention her piercings so that you may be surprised. Don't ask me where to find her though-but she would be worth the search I think. Went by Veronica and Lana.