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oberon1999

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Jan 13, 2003
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I was walking to work this AM and passed a bill board that said..

"give your hamster a break, let your kids play here" (ad for Science World)

All I could think was if I had kids I would not let them anywhere near Hamster .....

Got a bunch of "why is that idiot walking down the street laughing" looks...

oberon
 

Poseidon

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Your place or mine?
You're on Perb too much when your co-workers are afraid of looking into your eyes because of that death stare you're used to using when typing away on the computer all day.
 

Clayton

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May 13, 2002
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When you....

start to think that being a hobbyist is not actually an amoral thing!
 

Pornholio

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I know Im on perb too much when Im at work and I check in a family named Sanchez, and all I keep thinking out is "dirty sanchez" or when someone hits starbucks or Timmy Ho's and gets a "teabag".
AS I snicker outloud.
hehehe
 

stargazer

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You know you're on perb too much when...

You retire from the hobby, as I did, but keep checking back daily for good reviews.

Whats up with that?

LA...do you know what I'm talking about???

Take care all :)
 

BS Detector

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You know you're on PERB too much when you start rating everyone you come accross (waitress, clerk etc.) using the old 9/9/9 numbering system. Imagine calling a manager after some bad service and yelling, "She was terrible. She was a 6/1/2."
 

wilde

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When you goto the bank and withdraw a grand. The teller asks what kind of bills you want, and you tell him 5 browns, 8 reds and 5 greens. When he informs you that you can only have 4 browns, you threaten him with a bad review.
 

BS Detector

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That was good Wilde. Sitting here laughing out loud right now.
 

Kev

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Wilde ----------- ROTFLOLWPMSS.


Rolling On The Floor Laughing out Load While Pissing My Self Silly.

Thats good.


Threaten with a bad review. I should try that against everyone whos evil in my life. --- Kev
 

wolverine

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Nov 12, 2002
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Admittedly not as funny as wilde's entry, but anyway.


You know you're too into the hobby when

* you travel to a new city, and the very first thing you look for are the MPs, SWs, strip clubs and escorts.

* the MPs send you Christmas cards

* You schedule your life (including work, dates, etc) around your favorite SPs' schedule

* You're at McDonalds and you look at the counter clerk funny when he asks you if you want the "full meal deal"
 

wilde

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Thanks guys, you are 2 kind.
 

oberon1999

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Jan 13, 2003
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ROTFLMAO.....

oberon

BTW, I'm fast when it counts and S L O W when it's needed...
 

oberon1999

Cariñoso; Affectueux !!!
Jan 13, 2003
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You know you're on PERB too much when

You are sitting in a hotel room after two 16 hour days in a row dead tired catching up the the posts you missed (oh and you have to get up at 5am to catch a plane)....

sad really :)

oberon
 

HAMMER

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May 30, 2003
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Your on PERB to much when

You have worked two 16 hours days and then try to catch up reading new posts at 5am. You leave late to catch a plane and miss it because you were just finishing reading the latest.