You know you've been pooning too long when ...

[LonelyGhost]

You don't see the difference ...


Do You Prefer More Money or More Sex?

BERLIN (Reuters) - Germans prefer money to sex, a new survey for Playboy magazine shows.

Asked whether next year they would prefer more money, more regular sex or extra free time, 62 percent of the 1,000 Germans polled opted for cash, compared with just six percent choosing sex. Twenty-six percent plumped for free time.

The full survey results will be published Wednesday in the German edition of Playboy for January.

 

[The Lizard King]

As much as I hate to agree with the Germans ("I mentioned the war once but I think I got away with it" - Basil Fawlty):

1) Money but it's very, very close.
2) Time as I get older. I have enough money/assets.
3) Shrink-wrapped sex doesn't even rate. In fact I can think of tons of things I'd rather do or have instead.....