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dittman

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In the headlines

Today a woman was stopped by canadien custums at the peace arch crossing with a grenade in her car when asked why she stated "that her husband is in the army at fort lewis(just outside of Tacoma) and that it was his grenade and that she was on her way to vistit him in vancouver, washington(aabout 20 miles north of Portland.)

I wonder if I unzipped my pants would she take a breath alyzer test.
 

AsianBrother

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You probably wouldn't want her to do a breathalyzer test on you...she's probably a 350 pound momma that lives in a trailer park and her husband (read: brother/cousin/etc.) has a shit-load of guns...

:D
 

Hit Man

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And today it was reported that coyotes (those wonderful individuals that smuggle illegal aliens from Mexico to the US) are contracting with terrorists to bring them in. Hey, they'll fit right in with all the other scum bags we let in. It's all about Diverrrrrrrrsity.
 
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