Where Do You Masturbate?

[Cock Throppled]

Where do you wank?

Let's rule out your obvious ones like "on Skytrain", "while watching Katie Couric interview Sarah Palin" and "while filing out HST credit forms ".

For me, it's usually in bed because I'm lying down and naked anyway.
Sometimes in the bathroom, since there's a good supply of tissues.

 

[InTheBum]

I jerk off to porn on my comp and put down some newspapers to spunk on!

 

[the old maxx50]

Usually in it is in the living room .. Naked , siting on the edge of a table , chair , or stool , watching some porn

 

[Lovejyp]

Office washroom with last few pages of georges straight...

 

[badbadboy]

On her tits or her ass.

 

[Webster]

Right here.

 

[uncleg]

I masturbate standing in front of my shoe rack and I use shoe polish for lubrication.

..................and with your brown shoe fetish, the shoe polish will be brown as well, which means your....................anyway, I think the picture is obvious. No wonder everybody thinks you're gay............

 

[twoblues]

Pfft...so far the correct answer has not been mentioned.

We are men, we masturbate ANYWHERE ANYTIME.

 

[the old maxx50]

WEll if you are man? And you masturbate any where at any time ?

Right now you are masturbating in jail with a bunch of other guys That is gay!!!!

 

[Volpina Vance]

In bed or on the couch. A couple of times in a lonely corner of the library. Those reference books just get me so hot...

 

[mimi]

I like to 'up end' the wing back chair in the living room and drape myself over that...the thrill of being so close to the front door and 'the mailman' can usually put me over the edge rather quickly (very sexy mailman)...the floor is fun too.

 

[Argh]

Typing with one hand...

 

[50odyssey]

wherever my mind leads me

 

[sr8razr]

I cannot, in all truth and honesty, answer this question. If I do, then I will be locked up in a maximum security underground cell 500 miles beneath the earth--AND they'd throw away the key.

Sooo.. Schools, playgrounds, and other places you can observe small children while "in the act"? You are a very disturbing individual.

 

[Guardian Angel]

Walmart, Large ladies lingerie department!!!

G.A.

 

[HeatherMorgan]

The bed. But once very sneakily on a Greyhound bus.

 

[chatter]

I usually shave my balls and trim the landscaping while standing in my shower. I love the feel of all that soapy lather on my dick and smooth balls and after the completion of the "manscaping", I regularly work up a load and fire it off. The shower venue makes cleanup a breeze.

 

[uncleg]

Bed, couch, driving, sometimes on nightshift which I rarely do at my casual job....shhh...don't tell my boss.
In the shower and the bath.

 

[MacKenzie Monroe]

Usually in bed or the bath.....sometimes while driving. Often while I work...lol..... and once, ok, maybe more than once, on a plane!