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"I dunno, press the button and find out."
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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!
 
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As the delicious nurses yard out my intravenous, I want them to ask me if there is anything they can do before they pull the plug.

I will look like a three week old mandarin orange, my breath will be all weazy but I'll give 'em my best 98 year old grin and say:

"Yeah, sweeties, let me squeeze those beautiful butt cheeks before I go to The Land of Endless Quim in the Sky."

Of course, they will comply. Two lovelies on either side of the bed with their uniforms up, bent forward and my spidery claws giving them a righteous mooshing.

I will look down and see my last hard-on and I won't have to finish it off this time because I know I will be cumming forever in eternity.

One of them will smile sweetly at the tent-poled sheets and she'll ask:

"How do you feel now?"

I will just have enough breath left to rasp:

"If I was feeling any better, I'd fuck myself."

... She'll pull the plug with a big grin on her face.
 
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:



"What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous."

More likely, "FUCK!! Looks like I'm outta here!"
 
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:



"Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored."


Only not so dramatic.
 
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Here, there & in between, it's nicer in-between.
My last words???

xoxo Amie said:
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<strong>Your Famous Last Words Will Be:</strong>
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<center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/whatwillyourfamouslastwordsbequiz/death3.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center>
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"I dunno, press the button and find out."
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<a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillyourfamouslastwordsbequiz/">What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?</a>

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It's true, I'll try almost anything once! doh! lol :p
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