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sparx

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That was exactly my response the otherday at an MP, when after a very nice standing doggie completion, I pulled out and to my horror: NO CONDOM.

It was one of those prelubed deals that must have slipped off sometime during the deal. I thought: Holy shit! This is not good. (I have a gift for understatement)

Needless to say I got my self checked out shortly after and whew! I am clean. I also talked to the girl I was with and she checks herself regularly and nothing to report there either

Now PLEASE!!! no lectures and bullshit warnings about diseases I could still have, incubation periods and other scare tactics.

I just wanted to share this experience with you all because that's what we perberts do... Share.


PS: It did feel really nice in retrospect. Almost makes me want to go out and get a girlfriend. Hmmmmm...
 

oberon1999

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vancouverman said:
PaleHorse ... are you going to look for the lost condom?
condom spelunking, could be fun :)

obeorn
 

sparx

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re condom spelunking

Funny you should mention that. Oddly enough that was another thought that occured to me at the time: Should I go get it for her?
 

CJ Tylers

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I think the idea is to find out the girls' name, so that we can avoid a potentially dangerous encounter. You might not be the first customer this has happened to. Did she freak out? If not, she's either a very calm person or she's used to it happening.

Save some perberts a potential mishap. By with holding the name and establishment, your sharing of this potential hazard is incomplete.

:p

Thanks.
 

Saffire

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I'm kind of curious. What exactly would you 'out' her about? Did she take the condom off herself? Was it never put on in the first place? Did it fall off? :confused:
 

girlguru

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I think it may take skill to remain soo "tight" in such a job and we should not "out" her but instead give her props!
 

sparx

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People people people...

No it was not greek and no she did not take it off herself and yes it was on to begin with. When it came off we both have no idea.

This has never happened to either of us (Yes I believe her). To her credit she was calm. But then, what is the point in freaking out? Was the service great? Yes, but this is not a review.

And I will not tell you with whom or where it was. Why you ask? Because my purpose for sharing this was to get it off my chest to people that should understand this sort of thing. As for exposing any of you to undo risk... I think that we all have chosen the level of risk we expose ourselves to by our individual involvement in this hobby. Who knows who has what in terms of disease? Also the provider in question is a really nice girl who works very part time and I would rather not ruin a really nice girl's reputation and business because of an accident. THIS WAS NO ONE'S FAULT!

AND YES I AM STILL NEGATIVE FOR ANYTHING!
 

wilde

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Sparx, good for you to come out and explain your story when it is being misinterpreted by other members unlike some.......

And welcome to club 69. As I was congratulated for, today.
 
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