The Porn Dude

what if you won 50 mill?

Dec 2, 2002
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Maybe there's a thread about winning 50 mill already. I like asking pooners cause they really know how to live it up. For me it's just more sex vacations & good food. Itb tells me it's basically throwing your money in the trash...he's right but it's not the first time i blow money on nonsense.
 

niteowl

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I'd leave the country. Too many politicians with too many ideas on how to make taxpayers pay more taxes.

HST, paying tax on top of a tax etc..
 
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Larry Storch

I'd put it into a bank account and give the accrued interest to charity. That way I imagine I would technically have NO income and would have to pay NO income tax and at the same time get a tax deduction. Who knows, maybe they would have to pay me? Just live off of it, write up a really bizarre will and have a butt load of fun. I've already started the process by purchasing the winning ticket, (sorry guys) but you're all invited to the party. Suggestions on agency, indies to contact?
 

wolverine

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Nov 11, 2002
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Some of it will go to family.
Some of it will be set aside for periodic donations to a couple of charities - I like Larry Storch's idea if its doable.
Yes I will likely be pooning, but with that kind of money I'll likely have some gold-diggers after me.
 

curmudgeon

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As fun as it would be to go nutz, I'm a pragmatist first.

First I'd buy some property in a great location for myself.
Second, I'd give some to my siblings to help them do the same.
Then, I'd invest a big chunk in income-funds (or preferred shares in blue-chip companies).
Finally, I'd start my own business.

And along the way, I'd take my favourite young lady on numerous trips to far flung exotic locations around the world.
 
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Great question and input.

Aside from helping out family, friends and charity and the upgrades to an executive home, super car(s) and such toys, I would love to jet around the world chasing the sun for a couple of days. The thought of fine food and wine in countries where it's made with love and not mass produced for chain restaurants would also be on my list of things to do in this lifetime. Making a difference is always be top of mind.

I'd also create a vigilante crew that would punish the owners and service providers who consistantly rip us off with the ol "bait & switch" or LIE. That or I would simply let the "Gimp" out of the box and let him go medieval on every oriface on their body. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

peace
 

edmontonsubbie

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I would sell the ticket to the first one offering $40 million. Just another example of my business savvy.

cheers,

eddie.
 

storm rider

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I myself would buy my own large tropical island and then develop it to my tastes...go kart track/golf course/solar/tidal power.I pretty much would have my own small country..at the same time I would develop said Island into a sex resort much like Vikings but better.I would also have a nice acreage near Calgary but I of course would never see a Canadian winter again.

I would also help out a few friends as well as give out 100 visit punchcards to Sugarland to everyone that attends the monthly poker game I host.The most fun thing I would do would be to set up a "rat race" type thingy with a shitload of the people I work with...in other words 30+ people get given a key and then a couple days later they are told "there is $500,000 in cash in locker # so&so at the Vancouver Greyhound station and whoever gets there first gets the cash"....cripes that would be so F'in funny.
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island-guy

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I would sell the ticket to the first one offering $40 million. Just another example of my business savvy.

cheers,

eddie.
You could probably get $60 million in small unmarked bills for a $50 million winning ticket.

But then how would you launder the $60 million?
 

*emmanuelle

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I would really REALLY like to go to outer space. How much does that cost? I googled "cheap flights to the Moon" but didn't get any hits.
 

curmudgeon

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I would really REALLY like to go to outer space. How much does that cost? I googled "cheap flights to the Moon" but didn't get any hits.
$200,000 with a $20,000 deposit

http://www.virgingalactic.com/

click on the "booking" tab.

By the way, this will (when the space travel service is officially launched) provide you with a 2-3 hour sub-orbital journey which will give you about 6 minutes of weightlessness.
 

island-guy

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I would really REALLY like to go to outer space. How much does that cost? I googled "cheap flights to the Moon" but didn't get any hits.
The best out there is the trip up to the international space station and stay there for a week or two.

The going rate is about $15-20 million, they've had a few people go for it so far, 7 in total I think.

Hmm.. if I win $50 million, wouldn't it be awesome to take that trip and bring along an SP for company. Zero-G sex. Would be pretty cool.

I wonder what SPs would charge for that one?
 

Steez

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If Iwon that much money I'd put half of it in gold. Then I'd fly Carmella Bing,Gianna Michales,Raylene(shes back and hotter)Amy Reid,Delotta Brown,Jasmine Black,Yurizan Beltran,Priya Rai,Jayden Jaymes,Lisa Ann,Avy Scott,Havanna and Savanna Ginger up here and bang each of my fave 13 pornstars.
 

island-guy

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So, no one won 50 million, 2 people won 25 million.

I'm too tired to go through all my tickets.. hope I won, LOL
 
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