What happens when you show up and she's UGLY

[Poondogger]

OK Guys,

We've all had some bad experiences. You show up and the person who described herself as 'attractive' and 'young' turns out to be a complete disaster and you're trying to come up with a reason to get out. At MP's it's easy to review the lineup and say 'sorry' but for in-call SP's that's another story. Here are a few of my all-time worst:

1. 'Princess' from the Georgia Strait who turned out to be 60 years old

2. "Samantha - PHD in Pleasure" - smelly disgusting overweight chick

3. BJ - from the Georgia Straight - same thing as Princess - old, overweight French-Canadian woman.

Poon

 

[Kev]

Thats whats PERBs for gentlemen do your homework first. --- Kev

 

[superjoint]

ewwwwwwwwwww

I had one a few months back

She advertises in the buy and sell

CARESS 604-466-6195
this women is downright nasty
she says that shes in her forties and I found out later that she is 56
I got the heck out of there when she opened the door
I didnt say nothing i just turned around and left
ewwwwwwww that woman is nastyyyyyy

 

[brianwarner]

RUN

 

[Two can come]

Nasty yes, but you should have stayed for the BBBJTC/CIM. Wonderful technique and MSOG for one brown. Just close your eyes and hang on.

 

[farmacyst]

Do not enter a private premise unless you see who answers the door ( if it is the SP which it usually is). I was charged a cancellation fee twice and was able to escape sans fee once too._The scary ones open the door but do not show themselves - all you see is the room and no person (hiding behind door). DO NOT ENTER UNTIL YOU SEE THE SP.

Also, do not pay room fee at any public provider as you may not get a refund if you do not like the line-up. I was charged for the room and was told I either have a massage sans special or leave sans fee. The establishments are many but the one that comes to mind advertises the lowest fee all inclusive currently.

its a jungle out there !

 

[superjoint]

ewwwwwwww

I dont know man thats pretty nasty
A freind of mine knows her son
Hes about 25 from ridge
Thats ewwwwwwww
That womans pretty darn ugly my friend lol

 

[superjoint]

ewwwwww

Another scary one was PARIS in new west
She advertises in the Georgia Straight I believe
I walked out of that one
she was hiding behind the door
Man what a grinch look alike

 

[Geisha]

Thats whats PERBs for gentlemen do your homework first. --- Kev

Kev your right,but some one has to TOFFT.

 

[afreet1444]

Just tell her you lied to me and storm out !! I did that back in 1990 and she wanted to charge 40.00 or something for wasting her time!! I told her u wasted my time and I gave her a nasty look.
Then on my way to the Lobby just outside her door, I see 2 guys coming by looking at me (perhaps pimps) I gave them a nasty look even though they would have beaten me!!
Don't get scared

 

[Seanporn]

If I call a place, and they send over a girl that I did not describe, I'll just tell them "I'm sorry - You are not the one I requested". Usually the agency will call you, and ask what the problem is. I won't pay a cancellation fee. The only time I will do so, is if I don't request someone specifically, or give a description what I'm looking for - because then it would be my own fault. Then I would pay a cancellation fee.

The way I see it - We are the customers, and if it isn't what you want - don't pay... If the person has said they are someone that they are not - it's their own fault. Like Kev said - try to do your homework. This board has helped me immensely...

 

[Dremok]

If they lied, tell them they lied and walk! If it is just a case of them not being your type and there was no false advertising then pay a cancellation fee. They are in business to make a living and you have just cost the lady the loss of an hours income.

 

[gr8face]

It doesn't always have to be an ugly one - A couple of times I had a woman open the door and she looked like she was a drug user...bad news. I should have suspected something because the price was quite a bit below the norm.

This is what I did:
I enquired about specialty services or something extra that is not normally included. When they quote you the price, you make like you're keen on it and then you say that you need to get the extra $$$ at the machine. Most providers will oblige as they want the money...especially if they're on drugs.
That's when you smoothly walk away and say be right back.

You have to be a bit convincing sometimes. They may say I'll settle for less, what have you got with you. But you need to say I didn't know you offered this as well and I really want this extra service.
Luckily, I've learned to be more selective over the years and have been able to avoid this type of provider.

 

[johndoe]

Honesty is the best policy. I would like the other members would tell her directly that she is not what I was expecting. Hopefully, this will register in her brain that lies will not increase her business.

 

[williewheeler]

I guess I have been very fortunate as far as looks go; I've never had an ugly SP show up at my door or shown up at hers. Now, lousy service, I've had plenty of that, both pre and post the "wheeler" part of my handle!

I dunno, it seems all you need is to use the testosterone God gave you to extricate yourself from seeing an ugly SP, but what do you do about the lousy service? Complaining to management sometimes works, but often they have enough other business that they could care less, and that's only if it's an agency girl. What about indies? Yeah, ya can post a nasty review, but then some guy or guys post after you and say you don't know what you're talking about (probably at the instigation of the indie whose service you are saying was bad!).

My solution? I use the "search" function a lot (thanks, Fred!) when it comes to indies, and I always try to make it clear about what I expect the date to consist of. Sometimes however you aren't able to do that 'cause the person on the other end of the phone is nervous about being explicit.