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What does a little boy, STDs, an agency and a dead frog have in common?

Kev

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This was sent to me by email. I first posted this on TERB. It humour fits the subject matter of an erotic review board so i thought i would post it here. Its a funny story you should take the time to read it. --- Kev

A Frog Story


A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a House of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. "The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "no."
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want. "
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the quashed amphibian behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught". "When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it." "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE'S the bastard who ran over my FROG!"


 
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Lisa

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HA HA HA HA HA
loved it. I go on tangents like that hahahah
Hey jamie don't do that! you'll fall! and if you fall you'll get hurt! and if you get hurt you can't go to work! and if you can't go to work i'll have to help you with money! and if i have to do that I'll become poor! if im poor i'll cry! If i cry my nose will run! then i won't have any kleenex cause my money is going to support you! Then i'll have to use my pillow to blow my nose! then i'd fall asleep cause im exauhsted (sp someone?) and crying! then i would get snotties in my hair from my pillow! then because im too poor to buy shampoo i'll end up with dread locks.
Do YOU want to be responsible for my snotty dreadlocks, jamie?

heheh gets them everytime especially cause i talk real fast :p

Lisa
 

Kev

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Gets them, got me.......

Thanx Lisa. No offence, but you lost me with your post. Thats 'cause i'm stupid a guess. My post was nothing more than a fictional funny frog story. Your Friend --- Kev
 

BabyBelle

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hahahahah
thats the whole point Kev....

i thought the joke was hilarious because of the multiple connections.
I commented that i do that a lot.. but to a ridiculous extent like the one above hehe
 

Kev

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I here what your are saying Lisa, now that you explainded it to me. Like i said i'm stupid.

To weird with the posting as someone else. I wonder whats up with that? --- Kev

 
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