What are the worst TV ads right now?

chiefwiggum

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Yeah, that Timmies ad, I'm thinking, will get yanked sooner rather than later. Everybody I know thinks it's dumb.
But yeah, she is a yummy mommy :p
 

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That "Power Stripe" deodorant commercial where the hot brunette chick asks the guy in the shower why his shirt isn't stinky and wet after he was running.

Admittedly, the chick's trés hot, but its painfully obvious that its a foreign language commercial that's been dubbed over in English.

Then, as if it weren't already bad enough, they recently re-dubbed the chick's voice with a worse voice.


SWG
 

RobBC

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That friggin Jenny Craig commercial with Kirstie Alley. I don't care if you've "given birth to a kindergartener", you're still a fat actress.

Or those Molson Canadian commercials (although they seemed to have disappeared as of late), where you see a guy talking to the camera (his buddy) and says "okay, you're a singer in a band, but whatever you do -- DON'T SING!"
 

hitrack

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Swguy said:
That "Power Stripe" deodorant commercial where the hot brunette chick asks the guy in the shower why his shirt isn't stinky and wet after he was running.

Admittedly, the chick's trés hot, but its painfully obvious that its a foreign language commercial that's been dubbed over in English.

Then, as if it weren't already bad enough, they recently re-dubbed the chick's voice with a worse voice.


SWG
Actually thay had to do a quick over dub at the last secon because she's still gargling my jiz after a BBBJ in the dressing room trailer :D
 

niteowl

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I agree with the Tim Horton's ad. Stupid and it shows how lame they are in trying to close the generation gap but only to widen it further.

Steep adj

1. sloping very sharply
2. unreasonably or excessivley high
3. faster or greater than usual
4. very ambitious or difficult


v

1. to soak something



Enzyte.
I sure as hell do not want to know that a guy has an erection 24/7 which they seem to imply.
 

ace85

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Exactly

PERFECT USAGE. GOLD STAR for YOU.

Although,

"I Steeped my balls in the front desk clerks mouth after I asked her to bring me some clean towels". Would be better.
 

hitrack

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niteowl said:
I agree with the Tim Horton's ad. Stupid and it shows how lame they are in trying to close the generation gap but only to widen it further.

Steep adj

1. sloping very sharply
2. unreasonably or excessivley high
3. faster or greater than usual
4. very ambitious or difficult


v

1. to soak something



Enzyte.
I sure as hell do not want to know that a guy has an erection 24/7 which they seem to imply.
According to urban dic steep does indeed mean placing a tea bag in hot water to brew tea, also means an incline, and something that is very cool.

examples:

JOE: man I blew my load all over that chiks face that I fukked last night!!
BOB: man thats steep!!

JOE: this fukkin hill bites!!
BOB: yah it's pretty steep!!

JOE: That was cool when that chick sucked on my balls!!
BOB: yah it was just like steeping tea!!
 

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RobBC said:
That friggin Jenny Craig commercial with Kirstie Alley. I don't care if you've "given birth to a kindergartener", you're still a fat actress.
I just saw her latest ad, and she's actually looking not too bad at all. She could drop a few more pounds though.
 

chiefwiggum

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wolverine said:
I just saw her latest ad, and she's actually looking not too bad at all. She could drop a few more pounds though.
I thought she looked great! More like when she first broke into the movies - sure she could drop a little more, but she looks good now.

Hats off to her - she took a beating in the press when she ballooned up - then found a way to exploit it and slim down. Smart.

BTW - that McCain pizza commercial with the Italian family sitting outside, dining on frozen pizza :rolleyes: and the guy starts singing. ARRRRRGH. Annoying, not to mention stereotypical.
 

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The new Canucks ads. Like WTF?!

They sound like they're selling a fuckin' Harlequin novel.
Ya know the one, where they have mad close shots of the players, done in artsy-mutherfuckin-uberghey-fartsy black&white. The players are givin' one liners about how "close they are". :confused: Gsus.
 

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That new IKEA ad where that guy sings the "different strokes" theme!
 

niteowl

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All those Jack FM ads and the Roger's cell phone with the MP3. What the hell was that cowboy doing? Tap? and what about the woman with the ugly green sweater? What the hell was that? The elbow slap?
 

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Gretsky?

I hope you're not talking about Wayne Gretsky?
 

niteowl

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The degree commercial. Since I'm asian I guess it will be a good idea to use degree as I will be attacked by would be assassins will I get ready for my date and avoid getting kidnapped in a cab on my way to my date and to have my date/girlfriend's dad check to make sure I don't have sweaty armpits.
 

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Intentionally Stupid Commercials

niteowl said:
The degree commercial. Since I'm asian I guess it will be a good idea to use degree as I will be attacked by would be assassins will I get ready for my date and avoid getting kidnapped in a cab on my way to my date and to have my date/girlfriend's dad check to make sure I don't have sweaty armpits.
The Degree Commercial ROCKS like Mavericks MOM on a waterbed.
 

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MC Hammer and Paul McCartney

MC Hammer's song "Can't Touch This" is played in the background for an Acura car commercial. All these guards running along the side in white gloves to prevent outsiders from getting close to the Acura.

Just like someone else mentioned, that Paul McCartney song being used for Financial Services retirement is bad also.
 
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fucken fuck fuck..just reading all these posts have pissed me off!

Fuck! That stupid fucking pizza commercial with the greeks or Italians all having dinner and the father and son start fucking dancing together...I just want to grab a fucking gattling gun and mow them all down!
Mother fucken fuck fuck fuck!!!!
ARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Ok, the chick that starts hissing during the Virgin mobile ads has got to go! Can't stand that one! :mad:
 
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