Want to see real leeches? Win the LottoMax at 40Million!

[BrokeBastard]

Can you imagine the requests for donations and loans from all the people you've known in your life? You would have to move to another city and change names. Perb leeches have got nothing when it comes to real life bloodsuckers who want free money.

 

[blazejowski]

Can you imagine the requests for donations and loans from all the people you've known in your life? You would have to move to another city and change names. Perb leeches have got nothing when it comes to real life bloodsuckers who want free money.

Well, when I win I'll let you guys know...

I'll be the one submitting 5-7 reviews a week!

 

[blazejowski]

"I'll take this Zegna and this Brioni and this Kiton and this Armani and this Canali and this Paul Smith and this Ralph Lauren Purple Label and one of each pair of Ferragamo shoes and one of each dress shirt in my size and one of each tie and this cashmere Chesterfield collar coat and I'll take . . . ."

Yeah, I don't see myself doing that anytime soon...

Clothes would be one of the last things I bought if I was a millionaire...

 

[blazejowski]

Blazejowski: "I'll take this Oilers jersey and this Oilers baseball cap and this Oilers t-shirt and 1,000,000 cases of beer and 10,000 bottles of Jack Daniels and 10,000 bottles of Jim Beam and . . . "

Unless we slipped into some alternate universe, there's no fucking way I would ever buy Oilers gear...

I wouldn't get that much beer, though - it goes bad after 3 months. And Jack Daniels sucks balls. Jim Beam, however..... mmmmm hmmmm!

I think I would make an out-of-province trip to buy out Marco's on Whyte Street.
Maybe do some menu changes...

 

[blazejowski]

Marco's is on Whyte Avenue, not Whyte Street.

Street, Avenue... Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to...

All I know is that with 50 Million, there would be a helluva lot of SP's that would see an increase in business...

 

[TheGuy]

Now, it's 50 Million.

My imagination fails me on what could be done with 50 Million. And since there will be extensive media coverage, it will be impossible to avoid a steady stream of "needy" or "entitled" people. I predict that the "lucky" winner will be sued by at least one family member and at least one person that breathed air in the same room.

50 million is a lot but big winners have blown through more than that!

 

[blazejowski]

50 million is a lot but big winners have blown through more than that!

I'd sure like to try....
I always wanted to open my own online porn site if I ever won big - not that I care if it makes me any money, it would be more of a front to have fun with as many hot girls as would be physically possible....

 

[festealth]

Even if you win the jackpot, don't you have the option of not releasing your identity?
I mean.... they'd might as well publish your address, have shuttle busses to your home, and making your wear targets on your back...

 

[blazejowski]

Two things:

1.) If you win the $50m, then you won't be a Broke Bastard anymore!

2.) If I win $50M (or even $10M or even $1M) in the lottery, I'd take every PERBert (and PERBette) who's ever been kind to me on PERB (you all know who you are) on a shopping spree to Harry Rosen and/or Holt Renfrew. Whatever you want, it's all on me!

Can you just buy me a session with an SP instead?

 

[Deed of Trust]

All those bastards are going to be all over me when I win the $50 million this Friday!

 

[Right Said Fred]

Two things:

1.) If you win the $50m, then you won't be a Broke Bastard anymore!

2.) If I win $50M (or even $10M or even $1M) in the lottery, I'd take every PERBert (and PERBette) who's ever been kind to me on PERB (you all know who you are) on a shopping spree to Harry Rosen and/or Holt Renfrew. Whatever you want, it's all on me!

And open up your own Donair Restraunt?