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Top Ten Worst SP's of All Time?

bigdman

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I wonder if this topic was done previously....

Anyways, I wonder who are the "TOP TEN WORST SP'S OF ALL TIME?" (in Greater Vancouver)in your experience since you started pooning hobby.

Not include any movie characters.


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Venn

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Alright ... I"m missing the joke here. Who is Aileen Wuornos?
 

CJ Tylers

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and when you say SP, are you referring to an intimate service provider? Or just any old SP?

Julia Roberts provides a service...entertainment in the movies...or should I say LACK OF entertainment. I can't stand ANY movie she's in... she gets my vote as WORST SP of all time!
 

Ophelia Black

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Bigdman, my dear DATY Champ ;)

Given the topic, I think this thread could degenerate quickly, and feelings will be hurt. You, as both a gentleman, and gentle man may want to keep an eye on this thread to make sure that doesn't happen.

Cheers,
Ophelia
 

Venn

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Colonel Dave said:
Do a search on the Internet and you'll find more info than you care to...
Ohhh .. her. Never saw the movie.
 

carlotta

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I Heartedly Agree...

W/Ophelia Black... That this thread could go rather Insane... There is enough "evilness" in the world... Turn on the TV... Spend 10 minutes watching it... "Make Love, Not War..." Hmmmmmmmmm, Boys? I vote for Best Moves... By an SP... that makes the rest of your day... ROCK... after you see your favorite SP??? Perhaps...??? I've been told my back massages... after in an accompanied massage... Is always a Fantastic "finishing" touch... carlotta
 

bigdman

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CJ Tylers said:
and when you say SP, are you referring to an intimate service provider? Or just any old SP?

Julia Roberts provides a service...entertainment in the movies...or should I say LACK OF entertainment. I can't stand ANY movie she's in... she gets my vote as WORST SP of all time!
CJ Tylers.

That is right, intimate service providers in GVRD. Regardless of age, race...........
 

sexmaniac

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Tops for me would be Selena and then Shawna. Shawna reeks of BO which was just gross and her hygiene was the worst I have seen. The last would be this duo who were working out of an Apt on 70th near Cambie (don't know the names sorry), the one lady was so fat I couldn't believe it. She was the only one offering FS, must have been about 400 pounds and a pussy as wide as my two fists put together!
 

Chingada

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Sexmaniac:

Are you telling us you fucked the 400 pound fat woman?
 

sexmaniac

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Don't want to admit but I was so horny I did. I have nightmares after, had to close my eyes while doing it. The only relief was a half decent looking blonde there who gave a bj to start, she was the tease the whole time.
 

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selena for me.........and oh yes,one hot afternoon a lady came up to me and asked me if I wanted company for three greens......well.....ok,I said......she said she had a place where we could go......once she was in the veicle beside me...she all of a sudden looked older.......well.....what ever, I thought......(but at least she wasn't 400 lbs...)......anyway,we got settled in at her place,and she asked me if I would like to start with a bj....and I said sure........she then smiled.......took out her false teeth.....and went down on me.......I broke into a cold sweat......then when she took off her pants....my nose told me she hadn't seen a shower for some time.......I just about woofed up my cookies.....I was polite.......and cut it short...........I was turned off pooning for at least three months........yuk!
 

Verb

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Shawna doesn't count because SHAWNA = Aileen Wuornos!!!!

lol
 

brocketrocket

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sexmaniac... I saw that duo too I think.. Was the fat one older? the blonde was ok looking but she only provided BJ as she wasinto the chick more? They were terrible... yeah I fucked the fat/older one too :(
 

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The worst SP EVER... A girl named Jamie who worked out of her apartment just behind Superstore on King George in Surrey... Advertised in the B&S ... terrible.. just terrible
 

sexmaniac

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Brocket, that sounds like the one. I just got a CBJ from the younger blonde, and kept trying to ask for FS but she refused. She gave a toy show on the fat one, never seen anything like it. Used a massive dildo and rammed it in her grand canyon with such fury. I was speechless, then she told me it was my turn, felt kind of inadequate...lol!

I thought WTF, i had spent the money already, so I just wanted to close my eyes. She was so fat she didn't even move, it was like fucking a dead whale. Her heavy breathing was blasting into my face, and I just remember feeling so small inside that massive love canal. She didn't even realize when I got off, probably didn't feel a thing!
 

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hifisex

Are you serious..?? Shawnaaaaaaaaaa retired...........I just can't believe my eyes.........
 
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