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Very Veronica

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Aug 2, 2004
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My pal longing for lisa can spot a hi class hooker a mile away. I try to be discreet but if anyone followed me around for a day, they'd wonder...

1. frequently seen at ultra luv, luvs touch, red hot video
2. vibrator going off in hooker bag
3. trench coat blows open to reveal garters, stocking and no panties
4. dipping into a fat envelope of cash after realizing wallet is empty
5. garter and thong visible in lo ride jeans
6. elastic band demarkation on thighs indicating stay up stockings under jeans
7. black stockings
8. hot coug dressed in canadian airlines outfit
9. leaving house at eratic hours looking way too fresh
10. whitish residue on jaw
 

timec98

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Mar 5, 2005
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So, venturing slowing and carefully into the den ---

Inquiring minds need to know - what’s hi class, anyway? Hi(gher) rates? Outfits? Selectivity in choosing clientele? A savvy Perb marketing model? :D

What’s a low class, or no class hooker?

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timec98

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Mar 5, 2005
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tatoo wording spelled correctly - definitely hi(gher) class :D
 

Fudd

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May 1, 2004
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I Love Those Heels



Hmmm, she's wearing heels in public. I guess she's "lo ho".
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
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11. she uses the word "ho" alot but you don't think she's a gardener
 

tom25

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Oct 8, 2003
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Very Veronica said:
My pal longing for lisa can spot a hi class hooker a mile away. I try to be discreet but if anyone followed me around for a day, they'd wonder...

1. frequently seen at ultra luv, luvs touch, red hot video
2. vibrator going off in hooker bag
3. trench coat blows open to reveal garters, stocking and no panties
4. dipping into a fat envelope of cash after realizing wallet is empty
5. garter and thong visible in lo ride jeans
6. elastic band demarkation on thighs indicating stay up stockings under jeans
7. black stockings
8. hot coug dressed in canadian airlines outfit
9. leaving house at eratic hours looking way too fresh
10. whitish residue on jaw

1, 5,6, 9, and 10 could describe half the girls on university campuses right now!!! :D

Tom
 

maverick73

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Feb 2, 2005
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Fudd said:


Hmmm, she's wearing heels in public. I guess she's "lo ho".
No those aren't hooker heels. Those are still considered high ho heels. The reason being they match her outfit, hat, sunglasses, and even her damn gloves and handbag! She is an "uppity" ho.
 

maverick73

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Very Veronica said:
My pal longing for lisa can spot a hi class hooker a mile away. I try to be discreet but if anyone followed me around for a day, they'd wonder...

2. vibrator going off in hooker bag
4. dipping into a fat envelope of cash after realizing wallet is empty
10. whitish residue on jaw
Oh so that was you I saw at the supermarket paying for groceries with a big wad of browns!!! I heard the vibration and suggested you better get your phone. Now I know why you told me you were so mad at your bf and didn't want to answer. I just assumed the whitish residue was from sampling the frozen yogurt they had on demo :eek:
 

tom25

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ranger_one said:
Certainly describes the nursing student next door. Sexiest neighbor I've ever had......
Fall down and hurt yourself next time you see her. She'll have to stop and help!!! :cool:
 

SeekSteadyRegSP

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Feb 10, 2005
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groan rather than applaud

Hooker whose curbside attire is never duplicated by the other SW's:

"Sew-ho" ??


Hooker indulging at an all-you-can-eat buffet:

"Plate-ho" ??


Hooker who teased the other kids at school:

"Taunt-ho" ??


Hooker on April 20th:

"High-ho" ??


Hooker only in the biz to feed her cocaine habit:

"More-rock-ho"




Why did I get involved in this word play?

I do so appreciate almost all of the women who choose the world's oldest profession.
 

Hedonist7

Indecent Member
More groans

Hooker with coffee = Ho Joe

Savant Hooker = Ho-Know

Counting how many hookers are on one particular street = Tally-Ho

Hooker's retirement fund = Ho-Nest

Hooker's first day on the job = Cherry-Ho

Midget Hooker = Ho-So-Low
 

westwoody

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Jun 11, 2004
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Plate-ho

Wasn't she a Greek (the other kind of Greek) philosopher?