top 10 signs the girl's an escort

[Very Veronica]

My pal longing for lisa can spot a hi class hooker a mile away. I try to be discreet but if anyone followed me around for a day, they'd wonder...

1. frequently seen at ultra luv, luvs touch, red hot video
2. vibrator going off in hooker bag
3. trench coat blows open to reveal garters, stocking and no panties
4. dipping into a fat envelope of cash after realizing wallet is empty
5. garter and thong visible in lo ride jeans
6. elastic band demarkation on thighs indicating stay up stockings under jeans
7. black stockings
8. hot coug dressed in canadian airlines outfit
9. leaving house at eratic hours looking way too fresh
10. whitish residue on jaw

 

[timec98]

So, venturing slowing and carefully into the den ---

Inquiring minds need to know - what’s hi class, anyway? Hi(gher) rates? Outfits? Selectivity in choosing clientele? A savvy Perb marketing model?

What’s a low class, or no class hooker?

.

 

[Very Veronica]

incognit - ho

Wearing hooker heels in public = lo ho
Packing hooker heels in hooker bag = hi ho

 

[Sunset]

Wearing hooker heels in public = lo ho
Packing hooker heels in hooker bag = hi ho

Ha ha, laughing my ass off. So funny.

Hooker in bare feet = hey ho

 

[LonelyGhost]

hooker in bare feet in kitchen: preg-ho?

 

[timec98]

tatoo wording spelled correctly - definitely hi(gher) class

 

[Fudd]

I Love Those Heels

Hmmm, she's wearing heels in public. I guess she's "lo ho".

 

[hitrack]

11. she uses the word "ho" alot but you don't think she's a gardener

 

[Very Veronica]

And if she does garden, it's in a thong bikini.

 

[tom25]

My pal longing for lisa can spot a hi class hooker a mile away. I try to be discreet but if anyone followed me around for a day, they'd wonder...

1. frequently seen at ultra luv, luvs touch, red hot video
2. vibrator going off in hooker bag
3. trench coat blows open to reveal garters, stocking and no panties
4. dipping into a fat envelope of cash after realizing wallet is empty
5. garter and thong visible in lo ride jeans
6. elastic band demarkation on thighs indicating stay up stockings under jeans
7. black stockings
8. hot coug dressed in canadian airlines outfit
9. leaving house at eratic hours looking way too fresh
10. whitish residue on jaw

1, 5,6, 9, and 10 could describe half the girls on university campuses right now!!!

Tom

 

[maverick73]

Hmmm, she's wearing heels in public. I guess she's "lo ho".

No those aren't hooker heels. Those are still considered high ho heels. The reason being they match her outfit, hat, sunglasses, and even her damn gloves and handbag! She is an "uppity" ho.

 

[maverick73]

My pal longing for lisa can spot a hi class hooker a mile away. I try to be discreet but if anyone followed me around for a day, they'd wonder...

2. vibrator going off in hooker bag
4. dipping into a fat envelope of cash after realizing wallet is empty
10. whitish residue on jaw

Oh so that was you I saw at the supermarket paying for groceries with a big wad of browns!!! I heard the vibration and suggested you better get your phone. Now I know why you told me you were so mad at your bf and didn't want to answer. I just assumed the whitish residue was from sampling the frozen yogurt they had on demo

 

[tom25]

Certainly describes the nursing student next door. Sexiest neighbor I've ever had......

Fall down and hurt yourself next time you see her. She'll have to stop and help!!!

 

[Sydney]

Snow White musta been a (hi) ho...

"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work we go............."

That's hillarious R1.

 

[SeekSteadyRegSP]

groan rather than applaud

Hooker whose curbside attire is never duplicated by the other SW's:

"Sew-ho" ??


Hooker indulging at an all-you-can-eat buffet:

"Plate-ho" ??


Hooker who teased the other kids at school:

"Taunt-ho" ??


Hooker on April 20th:

"High-ho" ??


Hooker only in the biz to feed her cocaine habit:

"More-rock-ho"




Why did I get involved in this word play?

I do so appreciate almost all of the women who choose the world's oldest profession.

 

[Hedonist7]

More groans

Hooker with coffee = Ho Joe

Savant Hooker = Ho-Know

Counting how many hookers are on one particular street = Tally-Ho

Hooker's retirement fund = Ho-Nest

Hooker's first day on the job = Cherry-Ho

Midget Hooker = Ho-So-Low

 

[westwoody]

Plate-ho

Wasn't she a Greek (the other kind of Greek) philosopher?

 

[BabyBelle]

Haha, am I the only one who goes out dressed like a guy?

 

[wolverine]

Plate-ho is a cartoon canine.