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Hamster

TOE/BUNGHOLE INSPECTOR
Jun 21, 2002
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Since some of my fellow pooners are not overly experienced in the world of TOE's, here's some examples to help clear the air:

Nice Tight Clean TOE
http://www.hotwetnjuicy.com/images/jz19.jpg

THe Hamster would give the above TOE at least an 8 out of 10 just on looks. It's tight, clean, compact, with virtually no shower curtains. A final smell test would be performed before any DATY adventures.



Now the next TOE is a flapper special and if the Hamster saw this lady as an SP, he wouldn't put his 6 incher into these dangerous waters
http://www.hotwetnjuicy.com/xxximages/b046.jpg

The Hamster would score this TOE as a 4, and would request a blow with the panties on, or to be put back on.



THe final TOE scores a 5 since it's somewhat lasagna like and a small trickle of hairs can be seen between the butthole and the snatch. GROSS!
http://www.hotwetnjuicy.com/xxximages/hr016.jpg

Hope this helps clear the TOE air and improve the accuracy of my fellow pooners TOE ratings.
 

rickoshadows

Just another member!
May 11, 2002
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POP UP CITY!!!

Three days shame, and stoppage of jellybeans for you, Hamster
 

Brenten

Member
Jan 7, 2003
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Hami, I imagine the clean aspect is especially important to you given the 'There's a wart on my dick' incident.

Your Friend

Brenten
 
Apr 11, 2003
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Ok...I know needavirgin has given me a compliment, but I have to give all time proper compliments to severa people in this field:

1. The Hamster. 'nuff said.

2. Miyagi-san of the Seattle Review Board. It's like you've got Mr Miyagi as your sexual sensei. (That sounds gross doesn't it?)

3. kahuna_01. He seems to be the most medically intelligent member here.

Thanks guys (gals?) for reminding us that we shouldn't take everything too seriously.

T.R. !!!

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