To all the SP/SW/SB/Porn Star - What sort of ideal clients you would like to see....?

[Coolsin000]

Hello ladies and to all the SP/SW/SB/Porn stars,

After my fail attempt to create a fruitful discussion, "What's your story for working in this industry, and how did you get into?" - it would seem it is too personal. Henceforth, I've decided to create a different topic, "What sort of ideal clients you would like to see, and how should we behaviour in front of you?"

Mind-you this topic is gear toward novice members and educate them, "what sort of bad behaviour you condemn, so that they won't be put into black/blocklist."

Hopefully you could indulge us with your wisdom on how to act like a gentlemen. Thank you.





NOTE: to the monitor(s) - if you happen to come across a similar topic - I apologize and please remove this topic to an appropriate place. Thank you.

 

[MB Mod]

How many times are you planning to post this thread? And why?

 

[Coolsin000]

How many times are you planning to post this thread? And why?

It's a different topic - compare to the one I have posted. Unless you think it's inappropriate.

 

[Gardener]

Let me answer for them. They like client who are kind. They like clients who are respectful. They like clients with good hygiene. They like clients who are honest. Pretty simple.

 

[Fullhouse]

Hopefully you could indulge us with your wisdom on how to act like a gentlemen. Thank you.

Gee, if you don't know by now how to act like a gentleman - then I don't think you ever will.

Of course you could enroll in Trump's school of etiquette, where after 6 weeks you graduate from apprentice to schooled gentleman.

 

[badbadboy]

Once you’ve been here awhile you’ll notice that SP rarely ever reply to these type of broad questions.

Easy answer is a client with Brown Bills and a hard dick.

Also equally important as a client is respecting the SP and her boundaries.

 

[PuntMeister]

Once you’ve been here awhile you’ll notice that SP rarely ever reply to these type of broad questions.

Easy answer is a client with Brown Bills and a hard dick.

Also equally important as a client is respecting the SP and her boundaries.

...or a client that walks in, sprays their brown bills on the carpet while passing out, sleeps for an hour, wakes up and leaves.

Actually, that was a bit of a douche bag response. My bad, I had a tough day. No excuse.

In my experience, the most mutually satisfying sessions are ones where there is a genuine connection, authentic respect, positive fun, flirty grins, sparks fly, poon happens, and especially a good chat afterward with no pressure or pretention. Nice hug/kiss at the door, and we both want to do it again.

 

[PierreCoeur]

Have you noticed yet that whenever you try to TROLL the fine ladies at PERB with dumbass questions like these, they rarely answer you?? So I am going to help you out a bit.

Most ladies prefer clients who are sober, clean, kind, intelligent and generous. Unfortunately you have already failed on the intelligence part but you can redeem yourself by brushing your teeth, showering, being polite and showing up at their doors with thousands of dollars hanging out of your pockets.

I am sure that some of them will forgive you for being a dick and thinking they will answer you with
"I like handsome men with smaller dicks" so that your ego can be stroked in a review forum. This isn't Tinder so stop hoping you can pick up the ladies here with that awesome personality of yours.

 

[Coolsin000]

Have you noticed yet that whenever you try to TROLL the fine ladies at PERB with dumbass questions like these, they rarely answer you?? So I am going to help you out a bit.

Most ladies prefer clients who are sober, clean, kind, intelligent and generous. Unfortunately you have already failed on the intelligence part but you can redeem yourself by brushing your teeth, showering, being polite and showing up at their doors with thousands of dollars hanging out of your pockets.

I am sure that some of them will forgive you for being a dick and thinking they will answer you with
"I like handsome men with smaller dicks" so that your ego can be stroked in a review forum. This isn't Tinder so stop hoping you can pick up the ladies here with that awesome personality of yours.

Well, thanks for your compliment - honestly the odds for getting a SP to answer these forum is slim to none. At least I tried to spice it up.

 

[Andrew69913]

They all dream you are Richard Gere come to save them from their terrible lives......?? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

 

[PierreCoeur]

They all dream you are Richard Gere come to save them from their terrible lives......?? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

I don't think they have terrible lives. Vice versa if I looked like Richard Gere, I would gladly be a gigolo for horny older women if I could get $400 an hour. And then my hope would be that my clients are clean, intelligent, sober, kind and generous.

Regretfully I look like Tom Green or Nicolas Cage. In my college years some girl trying to get in my pants said I looked like Steve McQueen. But she was drunk and horny. Because she was drunk I said no thanks.

 

[Andrew69913]

I don't think they have terrible lives. Vice versa if I looked like Richard Gere, I would gladly be a gigolo for horny older women if I could get $400 an hour. And then my hope would be that my clients are clean, intelligent, sober, kind and generous.

Regretfully I look like Tom Green or Nicolas Cage. In my college years some girl trying to get in my pants said I looked like Steve McQueen. But she was drunk and horny. Because she was drunk I said no thanks.

I know for a fact some enjoy their lives very very much lol.

 

[PuntMeister]

But she was drunk and horny. Because she was drunk I said no thanks.

Sometimes I just lube up a few bolts nice and goey, but then I think that putting on the nuts would be too easy, so I leave them sitting on the workbench.

 

[ExpCharlee]

We like clients who don’t ask questions we’ve already answered 30,000 times

 

[Fullhouse]

We like clients who don’t ask questions we’ve already answered 30,000 times

In that case, young lady, allow me to ask you something you probably don't get asked too often:

"How many times a day do you stimulate yourself, and out of those, how many times do you reach orgasm ???"
I would like to know to compare with my own daily activity.

Thank you in advance for your enlightening reply.

 

[ExpCharlee]

In that case, young lady, allow me to ask you something you probably don't get asked too often:

"How many times a day do you stimulate yourself, and out of those, how many times do you reach orgasm ???"
I would like to know to compare with my own daily activity.

Thank you in advance for your enlightening reply.

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[ExpCharlee]

Blink...blink...blink...

You intimidated?

 

[BrokenArrow]

You intimidated?

Not intimated,

Just fricken jealous!!!

 

[PierreCoeur]

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I can recall past postings about lubricants. You did not mention you made these purchases by the caseload. Whoa poor vibrators too! That's quite the workout. Now I understand why COSTCO sells batteries in packs of 100. Women are buying them.