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Tiger Woods...Drugs or alcohol

zaig

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very good possibility...

his girlfriend, when he arrived on The Tour, was studying law at Stanford and she subsequently dumped him for his lack of smarts and depth...

fame and wealth couldn't even make him bearable...

he hooked up with this Swedish bimbo and the rest is history...

I guess now that the sex has become predictable these two rocket scientists can't develop their relationship any further...

this must be a difficult time for all his sycophants like Hubba...
Well, I will say one thing about you. You are certainly not shy about your opinions. The fact that your head is so far up your rectum might just make thinking a difficulty for you.

While I have always believed everyone is entitled to their own opinion, they are not entitled to their own facts. That's where we differ. How the hell can you comment on someone you have now idea about except for what is written on the sports pages. Calling his wife a bimbo. Who gives you the right. Saying Tiger couldn't carry big Jack's bag is ridiculous as already pointed out by another poster, who quoted Jack as saying, he plays a game with which I am not familar. Mayber you want to go back and state your position again regarding Buono. I see you left that thread when the facts were pointed out.

You may be a sports fan, and for that I am happy for you. But you really don't have a clue. Your postings have about as much credibility as silky's, and that is not a sterling endorsement.

I have read your comments on other sports, and it is quite obvious that you watch the sports but have no clue when it comes to the dynamics of those sports.

In a nutshell, you really should keep your comments to yourself. Everytime you state your mind, you show us how little of a mind you have.

Now I do hope I don't get banned for this tirade, but my frustration level was growing with each idiotic post you write..

One question, are you so jealous of Tiger that you spew such garbage. Just because he has more talent in his pinky toe than you have in your complete family, doesn't make it ok for you to spew such pollution.
 

uncleg

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Well, I will say one thing about you. You are certainly not shy about your opinions. The fact that your head is so far up your rectum might just make thinking a difficulty for you.

While I have always believed everyone is entitled to their own opinion, they are not entitled to their own facts. That's where we differ. How the hell can you comment on someone you have now idea about except for what is written on the sports pages. Calling his wife a bimbo. Who gives you the right. Saying Tiger couldn't carry big Jack's bag is ridiculous as already pointed out by another poster, who quoted Jack as saying, he plays a game with which I am not familar. Mayber you want to go back and state your position again regarding Buono. I see you left that thread when the facts were pointed out.

You may be a sports fan, and for that I am happy for you. But you really don't have a clue. Your postings have about as much credibility as silky's, and that is not a sterling endorsement.

I have read your comments on other sports, and it is quite obvious that you watch the sports but have no clue when it comes to the dynamics of those sports.

In a nutshell, you really should keep your comments to yourself. Everytime you state your mind, you show us how little of a mind you have.

Now I do hope I don't get banned for this tirade, but my frustration level was growing with each idiotic post you write..

One question, are you so jealous of Tiger that you spew such garbage. Just because he has more talent in his pinky toe than you have in your complete family, doesn't make it ok for you to spew such pollution.[/QUOTE]

Taking a shot at Hun is one thing, but insulting his whole family ???? Maybe his attitude stems from being the only one in the family with no talent ? On the other hand maybe he has a talent, but not one he can make big bucks at, and that pisses him off.;)
 

hunsperger

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well Mr. Tiger has bailed on his own charity tournament:rolleyes:...

very impressive when it comes to hitting the little white ball...

not so impressive when it comes to standing up and being a man...

what's that saying...

smooth seas make for terrible sailors...
 

HB40

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ROTFLMAO at Jay Leno! OMG Hunny, you would have loved his monologue tonight.

The actual 911 tape LOL: Tiger Woods is making his approach to the tree....why are you whispering sir?.....I don't want to be disruptive. Jay didn't pull any punches, fuck it was funny! :D
 

manni

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Grey Cup. what a game!

and to think Superbowl gets all the hype?
Oh Canada, Our Home and Native Land.
 

hunsperger

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thanks HB40...

here's a couple more for PERB's party poopers, Hubba and Zaig...

Tiger Woods has two Cadillac Escalades, but now he's got a hole-in-one:D...

why did Tiger run over a fire hydrant and a tree--he couldn't decide whether he should hit an iron or a wood:D...

what's the difference between Tiger's Cadillac Escalade and his Nike golf ball--he can drive his golf ball 300 yards:D...
 

HB40

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Karl Blues

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Leno is the most unfunny comic out there. IMHO. Letterman v Leno? No contest. Just saying.

I'm sure Tiger's sitch is going to provide some good material though. IN the right hands...

Funniest comedians working today:

Chris Rock
Louis CK
Ricky Gervais (not as a standup, yes as a comic TV/movie actor)

giddyup (amateur comic critic)
It all depends on what you enjoy. A lot of Letterman's act is physical, in your face, sometimes bordering on silly (IMHO). Leno's humour is mostly in the jokes, the writing. A lot more subtle, IMHO.
 

anonanon

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Looks like Tiger has good taste in hair color!!



I'd bang her...:) Hey, she IS blond! :D:D

NOT him! :eek:
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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I'd bang her...:) Hey, she IS blond! :D:D

NOT him! :eek:
The only way those lips would look any better is wrapped aorund my cock, but having said that it applies to any pair :p:D
 

Karl Blues

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Generally though (change of topic) I find it odd that people find celebrities misfortunes amusing. If a friend of ours had a domestic dispute (as this appears to be) we wouldnt' find it funny but because it involves a celebrity it amuses us. Not really sure why. Theory-people who don't like their own lives derive pleasure out of rich/famous/talented people's misfortune. Makes them feel better about their own lives?

Just saying

giddyup
Totally agree.
 

owz

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well, i will say one thing about you. You are certainly not shy about your opinions. The fact that your head is so far up your rectum might just make thinking a difficulty for you.

While i have always believed everyone is entitled to their own opinion, they are not entitled to their own facts. That's where we differ. How the hell can you comment on someone you have now idea about except for what is written on the sports pages. Calling his wife a bimbo. Who gives you the right. Saying tiger couldn't carry big jack's bag is ridiculous as already pointed out by another poster, who quoted jack as saying, he plays a game with which i am not familar. Mayber you want to go back and state your position again regarding buono. I see you left that thread when the facts were pointed out.

You may be a sports fan, and for that i am happy for you. But you really don't have a clue. Your postings have about as much credibility as silky's, and that is not a sterling endorsement.

I have read your comments on other sports, and it is quite obvious that you watch the sports but have no clue when it comes to the dynamics of those sports.

In a nutshell, you really should keep your comments to yourself. Everytime you state your mind, you show us how little of a mind you have.

Now i do hope i don't get banned for this tirade, but my frustration level was growing with each idiotic post you write..

one question, are you so jealous of tiger that you spew such garbage. Just because he has more talent in his pinky toe than you have in your complete family, doesn't make it ok for you to spew such pollution
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And boom goes the dynamite. :)
 
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edmontonsubbie

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What I find much more amusing than the happenings in a celebrities life is the reaction, speculation, and media attention this kind of thing gets.

Are we all so freakin' bored with ourselves that we have to rubber-neck at the drama in someone else's life for entertainment?

Don't you feel kind of pathetic for being curious about a stranger's personal life?

xoxo
Nina
I agree Nina....I totally agree. I know that my life could never withstand the scrutiny of the public lense...nor do I wish it to. Tiger didn't either, but he is/was reallllly fucking good...well, the best, at what he does. Some would say that means he is in the public domain beyond the front step of his door. I doubt that he is able to duck this without an accounting to what happened in public. Barack Obama is successful because he is honest with his public. Tiger will need to do the same.

Thank you Nina for a very cool experience way back when,

eddie.
 

Bartdude

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Can I ask what Obama has been honest about?

Pull troops out of Iraq? LIE
Close Guantanamo? LIE
Not hire any lobbyists? LIE
Less government spending? LIE
He said he wont come after guns. LIE

I could continue, but Obama is a liar and its showing. His approval is at 50% and falling.
Yeah, he couldn't just flick a switch and undo eight disastrous years of the Bush Doctrine. What a failure. :rolleyes: His approval ratings reflect what any leader would face with the bag of shit he's trying to clean up - during a major recession to boot.
 

hunsperger

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What I find much more amusing than the happenings in a celebrities life is the reaction, speculation, and media attention this kind of thing gets.

Are we all so freakin' bored with ourselves that we have to rubber-neck at the drama in someone else's life for entertainment?

Don't you feel kind of pathetic for being curious about a stranger's personal life?

xoxo
Nina
That should be the end of it period. Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill.
yea, you two are above it all:rolleyes:...

this from two people who have got close to 8000 posts on an escort review board:rolleyes:...
 

hunsperger

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Ok. I'll take the bait. What does that have to do with anything on this subject?:confused:
I think Tiger Woods current mess is an acceptable topic of discussion in the lounge of an escort review board...

every bit as interesting as having to read about how Hubba lost his virginity or how many members would suck their own cock if they could...
 
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