Story from: http://personal.coslink.net/kpezzi/erqanda.htm
A man with an affinity for kitchen utensils presented to the ER after he underestimated the depth of his blender in comparison to the length of his penis. He either had incredibly quick reflexes, or his withdrawal was expedited by the pain of being whacked by a blade tine spinning at 22,000 rpm, because his injuries were surprisingly minor. He justified this activity by saying that he didn't have a girlfriend—and apparently no Vaseline, either. Although I was not particularly interested in hearing more, he explained that the sensory delights of the swirling peaches was simply irresistible.
A man with an affinity for kitchen utensils presented to the ER after he underestimated the depth of his blender in comparison to the length of his penis. He either had incredibly quick reflexes, or his withdrawal was expedited by the pain of being whacked by a blade tine spinning at 22,000 rpm, because his injuries were surprisingly minor. He justified this activity by saying that he didn't have a girlfriend—and apparently no Vaseline, either. Although I was not particularly interested in hearing more, he explained that the sensory delights of the swirling peaches was simply irresistible.