things I swear Ill do before I die

[alyssa_divine]

Huzzah!

Want to do, but just a few:
1) Buy a silver Lexus convertible
2) Get WWE's Batista to sign my body (anywhere would do!!)
3) Participate in one of those KY Jelly wrestling matches
4) Have a house custom-built for me by an architect
5) Stay/live in a castle!!
6) Go on a trip in Europe, wherein the main goal is simply to visit as many nude beaches as possible
7) Have a good strap-on experience
8) Have a great strap-on experience! (they really fascinate me, ok )
9) Do a live webcam show on a website, or have a subscription webcam site
10) Get a few sneaky nude photos of myself astride the giant concrete lion guarding the Calgary City Hall

 

[poorboyv6]

1) get a couple tatoos

2) jump out of a plane

3) build a big bonfire out in the middle of nowhere build a big sling shot.. fill water baloons with goasoline and let her ripp!

4) travell to as many red light districts I can.... Im just fascinated

5) Finish my degree

6) Pick up hitch hikers

7) Learn how to put oil in my car

8) Have some babies

9) buy a pot belly pig and some horses

10) learn a few languages



Things I will never do again


1) bungee jump

2) Tell police officers to go f*** them selves

3) smack talk randoms to randoms

4) go to playland.. forget to wear shorts.. instead of a dress and no panties.. and pull a britney

5) hmm can't think of more right now

whats on your lists ????

Tattoos are so trashy on women. I hope you never get any.

I need to change my oil this month. If you want to learn shoot me a message.

Picking up hitchhikers, especially as a female is extremely dangerous.

 

[georgebushmoron]

1. Visit Every Continent in the world.

For a mere $10,000, you can probably do that on a cruise ship.

2. Bicycle across a Continent.

Then do it along the Panama Canal. You'd be done in a couple of days.

3. Obtain a PHD

Just enroll in some shit State college, like the one in North Dakota. They'll accept anyone with half a brain, especially since all they get are the flood of morons from American high schools applying. You'll get your PhD in 2 years after your undergrad. Or just buy one.

4. Win a Marathon

Unless you're already a marathoner, or are willing to devote at least 5 years of your life exclusively to long distance running, good luck.

5. Swim across a lake

That's too easy especially since there are many very small lakes in the area.

6. Motocycle around the world.

Nearly impossible due to licensing regulations, unless you're very rich.

7. Have sex.

That's way too easy. You could probably go down to the downtown eastside and have sex for $10.

8. Build a house.

That's easy, unless you are talking about doing it all yourself. Otherwise, get your design approved and call up a general contractor with cash in hand.

9. Build a hotrod from the ground up.

I know nothing about this. Talk to QM'er.

10. Die wrestling with a full grown Lion.

That's really easy! You'll die for sure!

 

[Danika]

make it quick

I love you forever.

 

[Sandi Laine]

A Gang Bang...

I fantasize about it all the time, all the guys need to be sexy, hot and muscular.

I can be such a bad girl at times.

Sandi

 

[tianna]

lol

it one of mine too

 

[alyb]

Well....

now i can officially cross one of my things off that list. any guesses? (lol, no...dont have 2 degrees yet so its obviously not that one!)

 

[wpgguy]

Well I'm in Winnipeg and your in Regina so it's not Pick up a dorky guy in a bar.

My guess is the Bikini in the rain* or sex in front of an open window.



*guess what wpgguy is going to be thinking about all night

 

[alyb]

well you're both wrong... but good guesses!

haha, well.... hate to break it to ya, but it was the dance at a stag.

i thought about running through the rain in my bikini today so i could say 2 were off the list, however it was too cold! isn't is supposed to be june or did i fall into a coma and wake up in september?

 

[wpgguy]

UUMMMM Sweetie, your in Canada, any day it's not snowing in June is a good day on the prairies. We'll let that slide since your from way down south, well way south of Regina and Winterpeg

MAybe we can take care of the dork in the bar think sometime, anything to help.

 

[alyb]

you, a dork in the bar?

haha, sorry wpgguy! i know you get laid! i'm lookin' for one that hasn't in a little while so he's wondering what in the hell is going on when i give a little smile and wink.

virgins, whoa...even better. god i'm just horrible!

 

[wpgguy]

Damn, not even if I break out the plaid pants, an old pair of glasses with hockey tape holding them together and my best pocket protector.

You bloody Yanks are so hard on us Canuks.

 

[alyb]

Now that would just be a turn off!

Ugggh, I dunno if I could do that. Taped up glasses just aren't my cup of tea. Innocent and shy is good enough for me. I'm well on my way to becoming a cougar, I fear. Damn it... I even downloaded the song "Hey school boy" by Stefy the other day. Hot video though, I'd do the girl in it.

 

[wpgguy]

Ugggh,Innocent and shy is good enough for me. I'm well on my way to becoming a cougar,.

I think you have a few years left before you can claim cougar status.

 

[wpgguy]

Prince Albert born here. Any day that is not snowing is a good day indeed.

Hey, you know what I'm talking about. Nothing like crawling out of your tent May long with a huge hangover and finding three inches of snow. Takes till noon to find all the empties.

 

[mr.e]

see the Canucks win the Stanley Cup, a few times hopefully

 

[Jessikaxxx]

before im done...

I wanna hook up with all who want to get with me and blow their minds ( among other things)
i wanna record my memoirs and biographies
i wanna ride in an apache helicopter
i wanna write, produce, conduct casting couch interviews for and cameo in a series of xxx smutty films
i wanna pass the torch and teach at least two fledglings almost all i know
i want to have many moments of clarity, and many nights good rest
i wanna be a internet webcam xxxsuperstar
i want the people i care about to be happy
i wanna sail the mediteranean

I WANNA WIN A PRESTIGIOUS AWARD FOR BEING WHORE OF THE DECADE!!!
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jxxx

 

[BC_Boy]

i wanna pass the torch and teach at least two fledglings almost all i know
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jxxx

would u teach guys too?

 

[the_shogun]

be successful....

 

[tianna]

fall in love

catch a butter fly

kiss a donkey..

figure out how to put oil in my car,

Learn how to put my foot down,, when Im up against a pout,


finish pole dancing

learn how to speak in spanish



peirce my clit


go to egypt

talk to the gods