Hey what about us girls, do you want us to do reviews of our last 3 customers? Or does any kind of info sharing count?
#1 Don't... squeeze the charmin
#2 Don't ....let your pubes grow indefinately
#3 Don't... ever ask a MP to show you her toe
#4 Don't... introduce yourself as Hipster or you'll never get an appointment!!!! hahaha ( Just kiddin Doofus )
Damn! That is why I go. I am always picking the girl with the best Charmin. Noy necessarily the biggest but I look for the quality and part of that process includes the squeeze test. As well as the manditory nipple pinch to check for reflex speed.