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tur

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I think we all agree, Penthouse web site is a little annoying. The other one I find annoying is Prestige.

Any others?
 

Kartof

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What is it about the Prestige site that you dislike?

I myself dislike any site with poor navigation, or being looped into some mundane flash file.

I do like pictures, just wish more would show their face, but I understand :(
 

tur

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I think the website is trying to be too fancy. The music doesn't turn my crank, good thing it can be turned off. Navigation is poor. The pictures are also poor, no names, no hours, just a bunch of pictures...

I think there are definitely better sites out there.
 

northernbastard

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I guess I like web sites that have pics and a schedule. would perfer if they didn't have any music as my taste in tunes seems to be very different than the web designers seem to be. Also, I realize that the pics are a selling feature and I know that a good photographer and some time on the computer can do wonders for anyones pics. Hell they could probably make me look good to some of you guys. (My rates are much higher than most of the girls). Anyways, I look at the pics the same way as an ad for McDonalds, They want it to look good enough to eat.
 

northernbastard

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Not sure wish site you are refering to, as both Penthouse and prestige have the girls hours posted, and the girls names are by the pics.
 

digger

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Okay,

I don't quite understand the fuss over Penthouse's website. Sure the music is a little annoying, but get over it. Just click on the "Staff" icon and it goes away.

Sure there's no labelling of the ladies, but how much intelligence does it take to scout around before clicking on the dots below? My first time on the site I somehow managed to find everything. Good grief, how big a retard are you if everything on a website has to be super-sized and kiddy-labelled for you?

The site has the ladies, decent pictures (maybe a bit too small), and their hours posted. What more do you want?

As long as a site is reliable, informative, accurate, isn't too slow to load, and isn't overrun with too much crap, who cares.

I can't even believe we have an entire thread devoted to this.

Anyway, I guess I should include a review. I was up in Edmonton for a day on business, so I rolled the dice with Carmen.

The website pics are accurate. An absolute stunner. Tall, blonde, with a big enhanced rack. I know others have had bad experiences, but I found her to be quite friendly and an easy talker without being too yappy. Her massage was lengthy and well done, with a good amount of "teasing".

Went for FS and it was very good, exploring several different paths. Not a GFE, but then again, she's not my GF. Good service, friendly attitude, and not once did I ever feel rushed. The session didn't last an hour, but close enough for my tastes.

I must admit, Pamela's service was better, but she was also a once in a lifetime kind of SP (best rack I've ever seen bar none). Carmen was a treat and I would definitely see her again.
 

jim

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digger said:

I can't even believe we have an entire thread devoted to this.
This is a Discussion group, and this thread is related to the hobby so IMO it does indeed belong here.

The point being made in regards to the Penthouse site is about it UI. Unless you have study web design methodologies, design and technology you have no place calling anyone 'a retard', as a matter of fact even if you are such a student you have no right to do such a thing.

The problem with Penthouse is that if someone says "Carmen's Great" and I want to see the pics, I have to hunt and peck for her page. A site with good UI would be easy to navigate, not be a hunting expedition.

As far as Prestige and Wildrose's sites are concerned they are designed with too high a resolution (IMO), resulting in the consumer of the data having to scroll left/right to see the entire site.

In addition, the 'improved' Prestige site have a collage of pics as opposed to a series of single pics. The single pics I feel are better due to the fact that they tend to be larger.

My 2 cents.
 

Mikey

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i coulda made it in high school.. If the web was out big then.. :/

I have to agree with magnus that Pleasure Point might as well not even have a website. I can't remember the last time it was updated and it has not much of use.
 

Rocky1

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Here's a tip:

Right click on a pic if you think its too small.

Often the web designer will code the page to jam a big pic into a smaller space instead of actually resizing the pic to start with.

This is noticeable on the Penthouse pages, and there are other web sites the same thing happens.
 

Kartof

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It used to be that websites were 640x480 pixels, then 800x600. Now these designs are going well over that. A person has to set their resolution higher to benefit from most sites.

Digger, you must also note that not all monitors are created equal, so labeling is important to navigate. In some cases the navigation balls at Penthouse do not align making it difficult to pick the picture of choice.

Also fast navigation makes it easier to get the info you want, and leave the site before the boss, wife, girlfried walks by ;)
 

Owudoin

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or just make sure that you have some other application open, so you can "Alt+Tab" to switch in a flash!!!
 

wolverine

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digger said:
The site has the ladies, decent pictures (maybe a bit too small), and their hours posted. What more do you want?

Hey kids....friendly tip of the day:

On the Penthouse site, if you click on any of the pics of the girls in their individual pages, a second browser opens up with a larger version of that pic. I think it's a hidden feature because the cursor doesn't change to a finger when it's on a pic.
 

tur

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I apologize to Prestige massage. It is indeed Pleasure Point Massage that their web site I find annoying.

On another note, yes, those new pics of Sydney are awesome. Hubba hubba.

I will have to take another trip to see her again.
 

Rebecca

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I probably should'nt do this but I'm going to anyways

Okay, let me get this straight. Digger a few months ago you lied about some things that happened during a session that we had. Hoping I would'nt figure out who you are, you changed your username. After being "discovered" instead of saying "ok, sorry for being a sneaky jerk but we just did'nt hit it off", you said something like "this incident has opened my eyes to a lot of things and I am quitting the hobby altogether". So we haven't heard from you in a few months and your first post is a rude and arrogant one?? Obviously we are not as retarded as you think some of us are cause even I, a dumb girl that works in a massage parlour figured you out pretty quick. Try and remember as you live your life day by day, there are all kinds of really cool people, from all different walks of life in this world, but not everybody can be as smart as you.

Would'nt have bothered bringing up an old issue but holy crap man, I just can't get over the arrogance.

Have a good one.
 

davy crockett

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Hey Rebecca between digger and Jack you're on a roll tonite. Keep it up.
 

Pussyman

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The next Celebrity Boxing Match on FOX TV should be Rebecca versus Digger (Massage Dude) Don't know about you guys, but my moneys on our lovely Rebecca. My prediction: Rebecca in the second round by a TKO.
P.S. --Hey digger, she has a point in that you said you were quitting the hobby. Guess the small head is doing all the thinking for you.
 

Rebecca

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Good Morning.........

Hopfully my boxing days are over as of yesterday, but thanks for the support. I was nervous about saying what I did but I'm glad to see things worked out.

Goesks, I'm great and how are you? With your excellent attitude I'm sure your just fine. IceG is right on the money about you. I cracked up about the "light a fire under you ass" comment. Somehow I just can't picture you being rude in any kind of way.

Mikey if you want to send me a note, please send it to
[email protected]

Hope everybody has a really fun day, and thanks again

Love Rebecca
 
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