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oppai

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Has anyone ever gone out with a girl (not talking sp's here but girlfriends, dates etc.) who had a really stinky beaver? If so but you really liked the girl, what did you do about it? Is there a cure for stinky beav.? I've gone out with two girls in a row who have stinky beav.'s, and they both smoke, but not a lot (cigarettes, not my dink). Is it because of the smoke that their beav's smell? If so, will quiting help or are they doomed to have stinky beavs? I always made sure only to get busy post shower so it was at least as clean and fresh as possible, but even then it is nasty. There are both clean girls who otherwise take care of themselves and don't emit any foul odors. Was I just blessed with previous hump-mates who had daisy box's? The girl I'm seeing right now has everything else going for her but I almost gagged last night when giving her the doggy style. It was just wafting up and I ended up going limo right about when she was about to "O".

Any help, comments would be swell. I want to clean up this beav problem poste haste!

oppai, lover of all things big and bouncy (well, boobies at least)
 

oppai

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Paige, thank you for your insight.

I am very careful about hygene (sp?) and have been tested recently. Both girls were stinky the first time we had sex so it wasn't me and it didn't seem yeasty....if that's what it would smell like if there was a yeast infection. Both girls eat very well and maintain a pretty good hygene regimen, from what I know. I never went down on either of them because....well it would just be impossible. I don't want to end a budding relationship due to a stinky beav. but how do you tell a girl you don't know that well to do some air-freshining in her privates?

I'd rather not have to resort to getting something to overpower the smell, I'd need to rub coffee beans on it or something and I'm not one for band-aid solutions. Anyways, thanks for the comments, they may come in handy with another girl down the road.

Hmm....maybe I should just go back to pooning instead of trying to be some monogamous niceguy.
 

hitrack

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Try some of those christmas tree air freshners from 7-11, I'll grab you some next time I cruise. LOL

Seriously bro, it's cool you've found a regular chick, but the smelly snatch thing is brutal when your munching carpet, totaly turns you off.

I feel for ya.
 

brianwarner

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Some girls pussies just reek - doesnt matter what you do.

Overweight girls have a much stronger smell.

But the thing that makes a pussy stink the worst, in my experience, is:
1) yeast infection
2) lack of regular bathing (shower does not count)
3) vaginal cysts
4) any STD
 

brianwarner

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5) Eating mostly red meat (ie: not enough fruits & veggies).
6) eating too much garlic, curry, and other stinky food
6) too much pubic hair - detracts from a clean smell
 

oppai

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Thanks for the help. I think for starters I will work on getting her to quit smoking. Next I will try to bring up the whole douche thing. What bugs me is that, if I stink I know it and I do something about it, but she doesn't seem to notice. Maybe I should poke her bare back to get her smell on my unit, then stick it in her mouth so she can get a close up smell and taste. Then I'll leave a nice douche brochure on the bathroom counter to read while she is washing her mouth out.
 

CJ Tylers

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Ya... they have to douche.

Also, if she doesn't douche your semen out...well...that's where the old "fishy" smell happens. So remember boys, if you don't want to smell the fish... wear the rubber :D

And regular douching.

That's all you need.
 

blondeluver

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If she is hairy, tell her to wax it. I found that bushy beaver is more likely to smell than a nicely trimmed or shaved one.
 

rigiddoctor

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guarantee you one thing...

Mention her stinky box and you're single, single, single...

Hey, the bright side is that she'll go to the gyno, get checked for 'issues' and take a dose of pantycillin to make the nasty smell head for the hills... Call her back in a week, bring a bouquet of flowers for the bedside (just in case) and voila - welcome back, kotter.

Trust me, better to open up this can of worms before it grows into something worse (rotten.com has a good section of visuals to help you work up the nerve to bring up the stank of her tank)
 

Ayla

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finger bang her and let her smell your finger

she might have a yeast infection or vaginal bacteriosis. it gives off an unattractive smell.
 

Ayla

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how do you douche with yogurt?

I heard douching products are bad for you.
 

brianwarner

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Don't go anywhere near her skanky beaver.

Get a dildo and stick it in her, then put it up to her nose. That'll send the right message - you don't have to say a word and she could never blame you.
 

kahuna_01

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Ok, ok I cant take any more.....enough folklore .....

The most common bacteria associated with a vaginal odor are those that normally live in the rectum (e.coli, peptococcus, peptostreptococcus, mobiluncus, etc.). If and after the vulva and vagina becomes contaminated by this group, they proliferate, producing a set of amino acids with an odor like that of decaying fish. This is a predominent symptom of a condition called "bacterial vaginosis", indicating that it is not a bonafide infection. Rather, they live on the surface of the vaginal cells, and cause little discharge, or perhaps, a scant, grey-appearing leucorrhea. The odor is aggrevated by any basic solution, as soaps, lye, ammonium hydroxide, or even semen. Such anaerobic organisms may be introduced into the vagina by sexual intercourse, contamination of the vulva by faulty cleansing (e.g., wiping from "back-to-front") after a bowel movement, or rarely by splashing upward of stool water onto the vulva, or using a contaminated, wet towel for "drying".

The good news is that such organisms can be eradicated with selected antibiotics, although sometimes with difficulty, and occasionally requiring periodic acidifying cleansing post-menstrually, as with a vaginal douche. Occasionally, a sexual partner needs to be treated for eradicating the organisms of bacterial vaginosis.

Sooooo, prevention albeit indelicate is that girls that wipe their little hamsters (bunghole) back to front are more likely to have problems....check it out. Its best to wipe front to back.....And for the truly anal retentive (who me?) train your bowels to eliminate in the am post coffee then shower....nice n' tidy.
 

Lilith

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Kahuna is right. It's actually a very common problem with women with 8 out of every 10 women carrying it. Often there are no symtoms, some women can have it their entire lives and not even know it. Symptoms arise as an unusually high amount of discharge and a very foul odour, particularly during sex.

She has probably had this for a long time and doesn't realize it. Dealing with it tactfully is another problem alogether...
 

oppai

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I appreciate all the info, especially the more technical. I'm guessing that has to be what it is. Now the problems is, I do you tell a girl that you want to hump, that her beaver stinks like rotten tomatoes and that if she doesn't clean it up you will very likely puke on her one of these days while dogging her. I guess that is up to myself to discover....if I really want to stay with her, I can do it. Because in all seriousness, this stench is a breakupable offence...it almost makes me not want to have sex with her (until it's been a few days and I really want to hump).
 

Lilith

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Yes, you definitely need to bring it up to her. if you think you're going to break up because of it anyways you might as well try to fix the problem first. the worst that can happen is that you'll still break up.

Here's an idea... tell her that your doctor found that YOU have a bladder infection or something innocent of that nature and that your doctor reccommended that she go get checked for any infection or bacteria as well.

It's worth a try...
 

rigiddoctor

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never, ever accept blame

Suggesting you have a bladder infection and encouraging her to get checked as a precaution will leave the blame on you... and she might even dump you for it.

Just sit her down - say I really care about you (lie if you have to) and that you want to talk about something that's affecting your sex life. For a brief moment, she might think you're trying to bring up a fetish for wearing her panties or heaven forbid, herpes BUT be fair & firm - ask her if she's ever had an issue with 'odor' before... If she looks surprised, remain calm and say that she does now. Don't laugh at the expression on her face (which will be laughable I'm sure) and don't get angry - how would you like it if she said 'hey dick cheese, go scrub the willnots off yer ass crack!' Again, tell her you care about her and it's important that she take care of the matter immediately.

On a side note:

Guys, we have to remember to wash our hands before putting them into action. Dirt & bacteria from our fingers can also cause nasty reactions in the sweetest pussy.


:eek:
 

oppai

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ok, thanks everyone....especially the ladies. Funny how the ladies answers seem to be way mroe tactful....I wonder why that is?? Anyways, I think I like the, I saw my doctor thing blah blah blah and you should get checked out too. The problem is we've only been dating for a short time...I'm not worried about her dumping me....even if I had dink cheese. I am circumsized and am pretty clean, but you never know, maybe I don't realize that my own ass smells like I just dropped a couple out of it. I think tact is the way to go. She seems to be pretty open talking about sex, but I think I am the shy one....so mayb eI just need to say it.

Anyways, thanks for helping me on a not so tasty subject. And if any of you ever have the fortunate circumstance of meeting me when I'm single (yes you ladies), please don't be afraid of my ballsack. It's clean and fresh.
 
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Hardatwork

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think tact is the way to go. She seems to be pretty open talking about sex, but I think I am the shy one
:rolleyes: :D :p

Coming from anyone but you oppai it wouldn't be as funny but after reading your responses in other threads this is hilarious!

Good luck to you though. Let us know how it works out.

:)
 

oppai

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I'm all about the written word. Meet me in person and you'd think my lips were stapled shut. (Ok, slightly a lie, I may have been the class clown but I'm a sweet niceguy with the ladies.).

Hmm....that gives me an idea. I'll write her subtle notes. For example, when she goes to use my toilet and goes for a piece of toilet paper she will find a dicreet message written on it like:

"please wipe backwards, away from your box.....I love you!"

And when she gets out of the shower and grabs for my warm fuzzy towel there will be a post-it on it saying...."now did you remember to gently scrub the beav?"

And when she opens her evil pack of cigarettes there will be a pop-out picture of a grungy beaver from some nasty skanky rotten beavered girl.

Cool. I'm set.
 
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