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The Lowrider, The Scalper, and The Wardrobe.

Mr Blonde

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Short. Sweet. Point Form. My Friday Nite.

My lowrider is on the road again. Two-tone. Viper Silver, with a Honda Chianti Red Pearl. 17'' Centerlines and a black velour interior. I thought the putz who smoked her at Christmas time had done her in, but true love prevails over all and she's back where she belongs. On the road.

U2. GM Place. Need a ticket. Money is no object. Main Plaza near will call. Boyd Coddington looking scalper looks me straight in the eye and sez "$700.00 for a pair" with a straight face. I'm a fan, but I'm not stupid. The two blondes behind me apparently are though. I hear a "KA-CHING" as I'm walking towards the Mr Tubesteak Hot Dog Stand.

**U2 TICKETS: DENIED**

On route to said hot dog stand. 3 people ask me if I can sell them drugs. The short sleeved white shirt with the wicked awesome tribal flame logo across the chest, blue jeans, and polished black shoes is apparently what all the drug dealers these days are wearing. Which suggests to me two things. #1- Our city has a drug problem or #2- I should think about changing my line of work. Apparently I have the clothes to do it.

I'm sitting on a concrete divider watching the world go by. My dinner consists of a jalepeno and cheese smokie and a can of pepsi. I know it's a long shot, it being Friday and all but I flip open my Moto and tempt fate.

Call #1: Sheena West- I get the voice mail. **DENIED**

Call #2: Lisa @ Rainbow- Not Available **DENIED**

Call #3: 2 or 3 other girls on speed dial **DENIED**

I find myself back in the burbs a short while later. Cruise the magazine racks at the 7-11 near my place. Brittany Murphy is on the cover of this month's Maxim. "Mmmmmmmm Brittany" I think to myself. I walk out with the winning ticket to tomorrow's 649 draw and the new star wars slurpee cup with the Darth Vader head for a lid.

I finally get home and it occurs to me. The Darth Vader cup. The dvd trilogy. the Revenge of the Sith novelization and it's prequel "Labyrinth of Evil" my mouth is firmly on the tit of the Star Wars marketing machine.

blah. anyways. hope your guys' evening was better than mine.

someone post a review if you went to the show tonite

peace
 

hitrack

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Just another friday night!!!

As for me, just hung out with a bud, did some cruising, eatin, drinking, buying gas, OD on U2 that Rocks 101 was playing all friggen night, Big Brew @ 7-11, looking at chicks of the non SW type, playing some x-box, then piss on the fire and back home.

Saw the GTH at the petro pass DT, asked me if I was gonna be around later. I said "maybe" and made sure I wasn't around later. Not in the mood for SW's tonight. That was the moment I dumped it into the Petro Pass to check my tire pressure. Petro Pass is cool, never anybody there.
 

Sunset

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Just another Friday Night

Worked until 5pm at the office. Got home about 7:30pm. Peeked in the frig, pulled out a Lasagna meal and nuke it for a couple of minutes and poured a quarter glass of Port wine. Decided to sit at the kitchen table and eat rather than taking it to my office. Ate the lasagna and sipped the Port wine, tried to forget about the fucked up week I’d had and vegged out for a few moments. My dog looked at me with her big brown eyes as if she was looking at some prey she’d rather pass on, walk over to her pillow and laid down. I gave her a biscuit with peanut butter, patted her on the head and thought this bitch really knows me.

Went to my home office and proceeded to finish up some loose ends until around midnight. Logged on to Perb to see what was shakin. Thought about fucking this new chick I recently discovered, wondered if she’s sexual enough for me. In my mind, compared her to the others I’ve seen; hey, time will tell.

Went back to the kitchen, nuked a cup of milk and grabbed a handful of cookies. Sit in my easy chair and savored the warm milk and cookies. Wrote this short story and off to bed.

Cheers
 

Mr Blonde

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Petro Pass?

hey hitrack,

whats this petro pass place your talkin about? im assuming its a petro can somewheres but i cant picture where.
 

hitrack

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Mr Blonde said:
hey hitrack,

whats this petro pass place your talkin about? im assuming its a petro can somewheres but i cant picture where.
Shit-hole self serve Petro Can on the corner of Mclean & Cordova, or by that time I think Cordova has turned into Powell.
 

QUILLS

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Sorry man,but HONDA'S are not lowriders!!!! :rolleyes:
Lowered but not lowriders.
 

Mr Blonde

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Quills

"Sorry man,but HONDA'S are not lowriders!!!!
Lowered but not lowriders."

who said anything about driving a honda? you couldnt bury me in one of those monstrositites. the pearls they put on their vehicles though are horny. as for what i drive? well. thats a secret.