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sirlickheralot

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Warning franklyhuge reading this thread could be hazardous to your teeth!

Everyone else feel free to post all your inane drivel in this nice convenient location. :D

Speaking of cleaning septic tanks, whats the most disgusting job or job duty you've had. My first job was working at a 24 hour gas station/convenience store. One of my job duties was cleaning the public washroom around the back of the building. Holy hell, the sight and smell of this washroom after the late night revelers got through with it would make working with septic tanks seem like working in a rose garden.
 

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LOL Do you know many Tart Songs? Did you sing Monty Python's Rhubarb Tart Song?

THE RHUBARB TART SONG

I want another slice of rhubarb tart.
I want another lovely slice.
I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie
But rhubarb tart is oh so very nice.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A whatbarb tart? A rhubarb tart!
I want another slice of rhubarb tart!

The principles of modern philosophy
Were postulated by Descartes.
Discarding everything he wasn't certain of
He said 'I think therefore I am a rhubarb tart.'
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A Rene who? Rene Descartes!
Poor nut he thought he was a rhubarb tart!

Read all the existentialist philosophers,
Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sartre.
Even Martin Heidegger agrees on one thing:
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A Jean-Paul who? A Jean-Paul Sartre!
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.

A rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets.
Especially the immortal bard.
He caused Richard the Third to call on Bosworth Field:
'My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart!'
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb bard!
Immortal what? Immortal tart!
As rhymes go that is really pretty bard!
 

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Alex is right LA, be careful with you power tools.

If your drill looks anything like this be especially careful as there is a risk that your drill could catch fire. (Black & Decker models CD1800, PS3700, PS3725, & PS3750)



PS Alex, speaking of power tools how much power do you think a guys drill should have. When I bought mine I opted for a 12 volt model but now I'm wondering if I should have opted for the more powerful 18 volt model.
 

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Re: grindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrind...

franklyhuge said:
jeez, the first really interesting thread and I'm banned from reading it!!!

btw: was that 'inane dribble'? they have a cure for that now ...
You can read this thread all you like, but when you grind your teeth to nubs don't say I didn't give you fair warning. :D
 

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I remember having a job at a junkyard when I was just 16. Amongst other duties was that of emptying the rat traps in the morning. One of the spring traps had small spikes or nails to impale the poor creature. The problem was getting the rat detached from the trap.

It isn't a matter of just building a better mouse trap, it has to be somehow crueller.
 

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I never though of this thread as a classic, but who am I to argue with Squirrel, so in his honour I will resurrect it. Hey Alexandria I know you like tarts but how do you feel about pie? While we sit around the Perberbian camp fire how about if we fix ourselves a little snack.

BUTTERMILK SQUIRREL PIE

2 squirrels, cut up
1 can vegetables, (mixed)
1 can cream of mushroom soup

Boil squirrels and remove meat from bones. Mix all together in casserole dish.

Topping:

1 cup buttermilk
1 stick margarine (melted)
1 cup self rising flour
Mix and pour over top of squirrels in casserole dish. Bake at 375 degrees for 30-45 minutes.
 

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VM...What's it like in beautiful downtown Vancouver right now?
 

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~Alexandria~ said:
..and whats wrong with painted toe nails? I think they can look quite sexy on a man. Colours I would choose for you would be space rocket silver, and maybe copper wire bronze, or even gun metal grey would be sooper nice too...
vancouverman said:
mental note .... make sure ~A~ will stay away from my toes.

WHATS WRONG? .... I guess walking on a beach might be a problem :D

SORRY, somehow, I do not see myself with painted toe nails.
I don't know VM if you are in Alexandria's presence do you think you could resist. Your brain may cease to function properly and you may end up leaving with painted toenails. After all men are liable to do stupid things in the presence of a beautiful woman.

Perhaps Alexandria should offer a painted toenail discount just to see how many guys could be coaxed into it.
 

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I just discovered I'd rather drink my own piss than Gatorade Ice in the Lime flavour!!
 

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Chuckles goes on a Quest

for ~A~'s Bells..:p Buying up all the Bells in Victoria and Abroad..~A~'s Bells = Something like the Holy Grail but different..:D
 

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Squirrel may be hard to catch as he is a moving target....

:D
 

Makhno

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So hard in fact that he is now repeating himself....

Squirrell redux

Thank God it happened, though. Squirrel, your constipation has kept you from this board for too long. :D
 

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