For those that are not into FS with every SP visit, the classic Happy Ending is often the next best thing. Recently the Puntmeister was chatting with a fellow pooner who expressed great disdain and frustration with clumsy, unimaginative HE's (Happy Endings). The good old HE is within budget for a great many pooners who enjoy the R&T (Rub and Tug) experience, and my pooning pal is on a perpetual budget. His issue is that just about any SP can get him off, but only a few had any clue what to do with "all the goo". Most just accepted the inevitable wipeup with tissue, paper towel, or wash cloth. Something like 9 out of 10 HE's apparently result in ejaculate flying through the air only to land on the ejulator's belly, legs, massage table, carpet, or dare I say--hair! A few SP's try lamely to cup it in their hands and end up moving hysterically to the nearest sink or toilet when they underestimate the impending load size.
OK, before you start sprinting for the doors, grabbing ponchos, and hitting the hand sanitizer on the way out, let's hear your experiences. Comparing notes, we found a few notable exceptions worthy of consideration and uptake for SP's and Pooners desiring a less messy HE, unless of course you enjoy picking day-old cumshot out of your leg hairs.
1. WWT (Warm Wet Towel). Feels sooo much better than a Kleenex on messy mister gyser. You know it's cuming, so why not have something ready?
2. Smother Brother. At the moment of truth, why allow the ground-to-air flack attack? Just smother the brother with something absorbent. Oh, but pleaze don't stop pumping though :thumb:
3. Do it in the shower. When things are getting close, move the action to the sanitation station.
4. Bag It and Tag It. Yup, that's right, an SP or two has been known to bag it up, which can actually work pretty well for a forced milking session....
5. Russian makes all the goo irrelevant apparently.
OK, we didn't discuss inserting or swallowing as that is a different service and not necessarily advisable.
What else you got? What would make your happy ending a HAPPY ENDING?
OK, before you start sprinting for the doors, grabbing ponchos, and hitting the hand sanitizer on the way out, let's hear your experiences. Comparing notes, we found a few notable exceptions worthy of consideration and uptake for SP's and Pooners desiring a less messy HE, unless of course you enjoy picking day-old cumshot out of your leg hairs.
1. WWT (Warm Wet Towel). Feels sooo much better than a Kleenex on messy mister gyser. You know it's cuming, so why not have something ready?
2. Smother Brother. At the moment of truth, why allow the ground-to-air flack attack? Just smother the brother with something absorbent. Oh, but pleaze don't stop pumping though :thumb:
3. Do it in the shower. When things are getting close, move the action to the sanitation station.
4. Bag It and Tag It. Yup, that's right, an SP or two has been known to bag it up, which can actually work pretty well for a forced milking session....
5. Russian makes all the goo irrelevant apparently.
OK, we didn't discuss inserting or swallowing as that is a different service and not necessarily advisable.
What else you got? What would make your happy ending a HAPPY ENDING?
