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williewheeler

Bionic Member
May 30, 2002
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There you go again NF, making fun of the old guys. Just remember, you'll get there one day!

I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was!

:)
 

Big Trapper

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May 13, 2002
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I was snuggling a bit with a young sweetie after the deed one day when she said I reminded her of Richard Gere! I was thinking of course of the Richard Gere in "An Officer And A Gentleman", I mean a little bit of ego-stroking is all part of good service, right? So a few weeks later, the kids bring home a recent video with Richard Gere in it - dang, he looks as old as me now!

Next time I bang that little sweetie I'm gonna ask her, "Who's your daddy NOW?"

Yeeehaaaa!
 

Hipster Doofus

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May 11, 2002
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wow! yer a fucking idiot!
Bwhahaha! Yer such a card ....

and you need to be dealt with. Yeeehaaa!

That movie An Officer and a Gentleman was such a stoopid chick flick......I thought Debra Winger playing a pilot groupie was a poor role model too.

They should film "An Officer and a Gentleman Part Two" that takes place 6 yrs after. Gere and Winger live in a Trailer Park by the airport with 5 kids. Wingers doing Lou Gosset Jr on the side and Gere is back prowling the bars for drunk groupies. I'd pay to see that!
 

Big Trapper

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May 13, 2002
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Hey JBoy

I think you're right!

How often do you make it up here?

Hip, you gotta watch a little bit of chick flick at least once a decade, whether you need it or not! It keeps you in touch with your sensitive side.
 

VanIslandGuy

Not Quite So Junior
May 19, 2002
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Hurry Up and .....

take a pin to Hipsters head ! ... what this "beautiful" stuff !

Sounds like to many hookers professing their "luv" to you .. your head is growing !

Bwhahahahaha ! .... just kidding bud,
 

JBoy

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May 31, 2002
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Re: Jboy

Hipster Doofus said:
Jboy is an old ASP'er from waaaay back. Hey Jboy! Did I answer all your questions?


Do you need more clarification on something?
I think I am OK for now Hipster. We do need to talk about hasving lunch or dinner while I am there. I am really looking forward to this trip! :D
 

Makhno

Recidivist
Nov 11, 2003
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Beyond the Pale
Just resurrecting the first PERB thread (thanks for pointing out the Archive section hitrack!) for the hell of it. :cool:
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
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I'm gettin all teary eyed :eek: :eek:
 

LonelyGhost

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too funny ... but I have to admit that anytime anyone says 'high-five' these days I do cover my eyes ...

:cool:
 

FuZzYknUckLeS

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Hipster Doofus said:
What a strange name to be calling a hooker board...PERB. Hey lets call ourselves PERBERTS. Get it? BWHAHAHA!
Well pull mah lips off 'n' call me spanky! :eek:
Hipster Doofus is responsible for the term perberts.

RESPECT!
 
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