I have decided to create a guide to the next generation of pooners in Vancouver. I feel like in the many years I have been doing this, if I follow this guide, I can usually achieve a high success rate with SP's lately in regards to YMMV. I have also made a lot of mistakes that cost me the optimum experience, some of which are on here. Feel free to add to it because I am sure there is a lot that I have missed or others might benefit from.
Do look on Leolist, Perb, Backpage or a reputable agency to find an SP.
Don't set up an appointment with the first ad with hot pictures.
Do search for reviews using the providers name and the last 4 digits of the phone number.
Don't be scared if they have no reviews, often times that is how we find the gems.
Do follow the advice and reviews on here of experienced reviewers (ie. # of previous reviews).
Don't follow the advice of your penis...because he is not smart.
Do read the entire ad before contacting an SP.
Don't go for ads that only use a generic text.
Do look for personalizations and things that make the ad seem genuine.
Don't expect good looks and service under $160/45 minutes or $200/hour.
Do use tineye or google image search to check for stolen pictures.
Don't go for ones with pictures that are stolen.
Do contact an SP that provides the services you are looking for.
Don't be afraid to ask about services provided.
Do be straight forward about what you are looking for.
Don't waste too much of the SP's time on the phone.
Do make sure you know how much your paying and what you are paying for.
Don't waste time on SP's that provide lots of upsells.
Do be on time for appointments made.
Don't go to an appointment with bad hygeine.
Do take the time to look like you put some effort into your appearance.
Don't hang out in front of the building if you are early.
Do put money in an unsealed envelope before you go in.
Don't act like you are up to no good...even though you are.
Do enter the incall fully so the SP can close the door quickly.
Don't be afraid to walk away if the SP is not as advertised or gives you unexpected attitude.
Do be kind and respectful with a warm hug to embrace.
Don't fall in love.
Do speak freely about how amazing and beautiful the SP is.
Don't negotiate the rates or services that the SP does not provide.
Do follow her lead in terms of shower, privacy or other requirements.
Don't come off as distant or sketchy.
Do place the money somewhere nonchalantly while still letting the SP know it's there.
Don't make any comments that might offend or affect level of service.
Do feel free to get lost in the moment...it is why you are there.
Don't overstay your welcome. Some will let you go overtime, but don't expect it.
Do honest reviews of all experiences, good or bad, here on Perb.
Don't worry about people calling you a shill at first. Keep reviewing,they will shut up soon enough.
That is all I can think of right now. Of course...not everyone will agree that this is right, and not everyone could follow this protocol completely, but if I would have had a straightforward guide like this I don't think I would have had any bad experiences. Thanks for reading.
Do look on Leolist, Perb, Backpage or a reputable agency to find an SP.
Don't set up an appointment with the first ad with hot pictures.
Do search for reviews using the providers name and the last 4 digits of the phone number.
Don't be scared if they have no reviews, often times that is how we find the gems.
Do follow the advice and reviews on here of experienced reviewers (ie. # of previous reviews).
Don't follow the advice of your penis...because he is not smart.
Do read the entire ad before contacting an SP.
Don't go for ads that only use a generic text.
Do look for personalizations and things that make the ad seem genuine.
Don't expect good looks and service under $160/45 minutes or $200/hour.
Do use tineye or google image search to check for stolen pictures.
Don't go for ones with pictures that are stolen.
Do contact an SP that provides the services you are looking for.
Don't be afraid to ask about services provided.
Do be straight forward about what you are looking for.
Don't waste too much of the SP's time on the phone.
Do make sure you know how much your paying and what you are paying for.
Don't waste time on SP's that provide lots of upsells.
Do be on time for appointments made.
Don't go to an appointment with bad hygeine.
Do take the time to look like you put some effort into your appearance.
Don't hang out in front of the building if you are early.
Do put money in an unsealed envelope before you go in.
Don't act like you are up to no good...even though you are.
Do enter the incall fully so the SP can close the door quickly.
Don't be afraid to walk away if the SP is not as advertised or gives you unexpected attitude.
Do be kind and respectful with a warm hug to embrace.
Don't fall in love.
Do speak freely about how amazing and beautiful the SP is.
Don't negotiate the rates or services that the SP does not provide.
Do follow her lead in terms of shower, privacy or other requirements.
Don't come off as distant or sketchy.
Do place the money somewhere nonchalantly while still letting the SP know it's there.
Don't make any comments that might offend or affect level of service.
Do feel free to get lost in the moment...it is why you are there.
Don't overstay your welcome. Some will let you go overtime, but don't expect it.
Do honest reviews of all experiences, good or bad, here on Perb.
Don't worry about people calling you a shill at first. Keep reviewing,they will shut up soon enough.
That is all I can think of right now. Of course...not everyone will agree that this is right, and not everyone could follow this protocol completely, but if I would have had a straightforward guide like this I don't think I would have had any bad experiences. Thanks for reading.
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