Stirrin' the pot
Yo VV, stirring the pot again I see.

I think you get as much fun from causing havoc on this board as you do with your little silver rocket. Well maybe not quite that much.... Too funny.
I'm always amazed at how worked up some people can get on these mud slinging threads.
Too much highschool drama!
Now, on the subject of lameass excuses, this is another good reason to cultivate repeat customers. It goes both ways too.
Maybe we can have some fun listing some other lameass excuses:
How about
"My car got towed"