LMFAO
I especially like ...
21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
22. Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.
But you kind of have to know the SAS to fully appreciate it
now 31 and 32 Bring a tear to my eye
31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
58, I think I'm gonna piss myself laughing
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
A good laugh thanks OB