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"That situation" finally put to rest. YAAAAY!

Ophelia Black

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Mar 3, 2004
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You may be wondering why I have gathered you here today...

As some of you may know, I have had a great deal of trouble with an individual who has been amusing himself by harassing me on PERB and Big Doggie Vancouver and posting malicious fake reviews of me on PERB and TER, using a number of different handles.

That was the basis for my 'no reviews' policy.

As the situation has now been taken care of by Mods on PERB and Big Doggie, that policy is no longer in effect, and I offer a heartfelt thank you to the Mods involved, and also to those on the board who did their very best to help resolve the situation and offered me support during some very stressful times.

As a safeguard against this situation EVER arising again, I have, for some time now, been giving any client who sees me an innocuous appearing and very common object (not anything anybody would have to 'explain away') at the end of every session. The client may simply keep it as a souvenir or - and this is its true purpose - should they choose to write a review they will be asked to refer to the object at the end of their review.

As each of these objects is slightly different from the other, and of a finite number, I will know not only if the review is valid - but will know if someone who has NOT seen me is taking a wild guess and trying to slide something by me.

In other words, I know exactly which objects have been given out, and which have not.

This way, any review, good, bad, or indifferent, will at least be known to be describing a session that actually happened!

It sounds complicated - but in reality is extremely simple. And if you lose your object? Or the dog eats it? Don't worry - I remember real sessions very well and should I have any doubt, I'll just ask where and when the date occured :)

After all, the whole purpose here is not to hinder or question in any way the content of reviews, but rather to expose those who are exploiting the review system to serve their own malicious purposes and in doing so are undermining the integrity and usefulness of authentic reviews, and review boards in general.

And this, ladies and gentlemen of the board, is, I hope, the very last time you will ever need to hear about this situation.

Alright! Bring on the free beer and monkeys!
 

Ophelia Black

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Mar 3, 2004
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Absolutely - and they have cupcakes and space guns! There'll be no second-rate monkey arrivals on this board!
 

Ophelia Black

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Mar 3, 2004
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Why thank you! I had ordered one just like that, but the shipment was delayed. Pirates, or monkeys, or something...
 

Ophelia Black

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Mar 3, 2004
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Thanks L2L! It's springtime in Vancouver, the cherry blossoms scent the air and float to the sidewalks...I'd rather think of these things...and shoes :)

A Big Doggie initiative, code-named "Operation Whack-a-mole" on July 28, 2003, resulted in this statement posted by a Mod;

"The recent attacks on a lady member of this community are disgusting. I am contemplating as to whether to delete this pollution from my board or leave it up as evidence of the stupidity.

For me that is an inconvenience as I have other things to do with my day. So the simplest thing going forward will be to just ban a couple of the antagonists that just don’t get it. I will be going thru IP’s and other info tonight to disseminate what is going on here with some of the postings."

A subsequent PERB mission called "Operation Army Of One" on March 15, 2004 and March 18, 2004 resulted in removal of two spurious reviews.

And that, my friends, was that.

Well, okay, maybe they didn't have cool code-names...but still...

A further footnote...while before I had only a rather vague description of the gent in question, I have finally now got a photograph. It pays to have connections :)
 
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Makhno

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Beyond the Pale
Ophelia Black said:
Alright! Bring on the free beer and monkeys!
Ophelia:
Nice to see you got this monkey off your back, but I think he's now drinking all the beer....:D

 

Ophelia Black

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Mar 3, 2004
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You know...I try, and I try to get by in a cruel and indifferent world - the sacrifices, the dashed dreams - and then a monkey drinks all the beer.
 

Makhno

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Nov 11, 2003
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Don't tar all monkeys with the same brush, Ophelia. Some do pay it forward....:D

 

Ophelia Black

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Mar 3, 2004
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It doesn't get much better than a monkey that makes beer...well maybe a naked lady monkey doing a pole dance, but that's pretty much it.
 

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