Swan lake first time suggestions

Soreback604

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I have had about 4 pretty average sessions with some decent reviewed SP's this week. All around the $200/ hr mark. Thinking I need to spend more or lower my expectations. I have never been to Swan Lake but will be out there tomorrow, can you guys suggest some gems there? And/or some tips for SL in general.

Thanks!
 

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This is a lengthy read, but if you don't have time to chew through it all, check out the first few pages, and then page 20 which has a recent listing.
https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-unofficial-swan-lake-sharing-thread-3-0.359483/

As for tips - if you are looking for a specific session or service just tell the receptionist and they will help find the swan for you. Otherwise show up with an open mind and have fun.
 

gianni lotus

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I have had about 4 pretty average sessions with some decent reviewed SP's this week. All around the $200/ hr mark. Thinking I need to spend more or lower my expectations. I have never been to Swan Lake but will be out there tomorrow, can you guys suggest some gems there? And/or some tips for SL in general.

Thanks!
Some general tips:

1. Have as few expectations as possible
2. Spend more than $200
3. Read the post above. Have a short list of Swans you want to see based on looks and services described in the post.
4. Show up at the Lake and pick a Swan. You can see the line up or you can just ask if any of the ones on your to do list are available. If you have 4-5 on the list one of them is pretty likely to be available immediately.
5. Go to the room and shower.
6. Take her clothes off and get a boner.
7. She will do stuff with your boner.
8. Pay $220 and tip for great service and leave happy.
 

Soreback604

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Thanks you guys! I know, I read all three versions and got myself spinning in circles. Gianni lotus broke it down pretty simply for me! Much appreciated.
 
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@gianni lotus point 3 is spot on. Me being with many of lakers I know what to expect. But also reading about peeps sessions of people I haven’t been give me a pretty good idea if said girl gives the swan service we’ve come to expect.
Just please don’t go there and do 30 min cuz price point good, and then complain about being rushed or she didn’t do all the abbreviations. My biggest peeve of reading reviews or negative stuff about being rushed. Then I or someone will ask how long session was…and 8/10 times is 30 min. :rolleyes:🙄
 

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@gianni lotus point 3 is spot on. Me being with many of lakers I know what to expect. But also reading about peeps sessions of people I haven’t been give me a pretty good idea if said girl gives the swan service we’ve come to expect.
Just please don’t go there and do 30 min cuz price point good, and then complain about being rushed or she didn’t do all the abbreviations. My biggest peeve of reading reviews or negative stuff about being rushed. Then I or someone will ask how long session was…and 8/10 times is 30 min. :rolleyes:🙄
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Soreback604

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@gianni lotus point 3 is spot on. Me being with many of lakers I know what to expect. But also reading about peeps sessions of people I haven’t been give me a pretty good idea if said girl gives the swan service we’ve come to expect.
Just please don’t go there and do 30 min cuz price point good, and then complain about being rushed or she didn’t do all the abbreviations. My biggest peeve of reading reviews or negative stuff about being rushed. Then I or someone will ask how long session was…and 8/10 times is 30 min. :rolleyes:🙄
If I do 30 minutes, I could try a couple girls!
 
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Looking to go to the Lake for the first time as well myself. As someone newer to the scene, I think I'd be looking to do Massage with CBJ (instead of BBBJ), DFK and maybe some rim vs. a FS type of session.

Would it be best to just pay the FS price and let the mamasan or lady you select what you're looking for?This may sound stupid but when asking for the specific services mentioned above, do you speak using the abbreviatons above or just ask straight up what you're looking for?
 

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Looking to go to the Lake for the first time as well myself. As someone newer to the scene, I think I'd be looking to do Massage with CBJ (instead of BBBJ), DFK and maybe some rim vs. a FS type of session.

Would it be best to just pay the FS price and let the mamasan or lady you select what you're looking for?This may sound stupid but when asking for the specific services mentioned above, do you speak using the abbreviatons above or just ask straight up what you're looking for?
Most of the Swans speak English as their second language. Some are proficient and some are not. Use full words clearly. I get by without ever needing to use google translate.

Most Swans will gladly provide what you are looking for but you will need to communicate to them what you desire in a clear and direct manner. It may take a few tries to get a request across but don't worry because they have heard it all before. Be respectful and they will make it fun for you.
 
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white Ninja

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Looking to go to the Lake for the first time as well myself. As someone newer to the scene, I think I'd be looking to do Massage with CBJ (instead of BBBJ), DFK and maybe some rim vs. a FS type of session.

Would it be best to just pay the FS price and let the mamasan or lady you select what you're looking for?This may sound stupid but when asking for the specific services mentioned above, do you speak using the abbreviatons above or just ask straight up what you're looking for?
You can also Tell Tina the mamasan what you want if shes there ,
she might even know abbreviations , but she will take care of you non the less
 
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nclh

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Looking to go to the Lake for the first time as well myself. As someone newer to the scene, I think I'd be looking to do Massage with CBJ (instead of BBBJ), DFK and maybe some rim vs. a FS type of session.

Would it be best to just pay the FS price and let the mamasan or lady you select what you're looking for?This may sound stupid but when asking for the specific services mentioned above, do you speak using the abbreviatons above or just ask straight up what you're looking for?
Tina is well conversant with the acronyms. When I was sitting in the lobby a month ago, I remember a newbie walked in and was asking Tina about which girls provide DATY, DFK & CIM specifically. She knew exactly what they were.
 
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Mespaceman

Tina is well conversant with the acronyms. When I was sitting in the lobby a month ago, I remember a newbie walked in and was asking Tina about which girls provide DATY, DFK & CIM specifically. She knew exactly what they were.
Thanks for the info! I just wasn't sure if you go into a AMP and when speaking to Tina say "Im looking for a massage and BBBJ" or "I'm looking for massage and blowjob" kinda thing.. for legality purposes or whatever
 

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Tina is well conversant with the acronyms. When I was sitting in the lobby a month ago, I remember a newbie walked in and was asking Tina about which girls provide DATY, DFK & CIM specifically. She knew exactly what they were.
Sort of a side question, are you allowed to bang Tina (mamasan)

I know shes a bit older but does look kinda hot in some angles in you're into milfs.

Thx
 

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Everything you need has always been here right in front of you , the universe helps those that help themselves
Of course, because the universe is invested in your personal growth when it isn't trying to kill you at every opportunity.:ROFLMAO:
 

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@gianni lotus point 3 is spot on. Me being with many of lakers I know what to expect. But also reading about peeps sessions of people I haven’t been give me a pretty good idea if said girl gives the swan service we’ve come to expect.
Just please don’t go there and do 30 min cuz price point good, and then complain about being rushed or she didn’t do all the abbreviations. My biggest peeve of reading reviews or negative stuff about being rushed. Then I or someone will ask how long session was…and 8/10 times is 30 min. :rolleyes:🙄
My biggest pet peeve is how easily people get stuck in echo chambers. The long SW thread is a perfect example of that, and also shows a lot of survivorship bias.
 
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