Strip Club question?

[DQ Guy]

Brings to question an Interesting Moral question doesn't it

no to a 5dollar cover, but HELL Yes to a $250 rub down...

 

[Markl]

Used to go to strip clubs when I was 16-18 in Montreal. Never saw the point after that. Lap dances then were $5 lol.

The whole thing about the looking and not being able to follow up thing, made me decide they were a waste of time.

 

[dmu]

Just my 2 cents

Still cannot figure out with all the threads here on PERB about the strip clubs and high costs for no action, why the guys are still willing to drop mega bucks for a "maybe" when for the same cash or less you go to your local MP and its a sure thing

If you ask me, there's a big VOID in Alberta - i.e. the unfilled gap between lame strip clubs on the one hand and parlours on the other hand.

Having spent time in Toronto, I really miss the strip clubs where you can:

• Walk into most without having to pay a cover.
• See continuous live stage shows from 11 AM to 2 AM. In some clubs & at certain times there can be multiple shows running concurrently on multiple stages...
• Get a decent (I'll leave it for you to interpret this as you wish) "contact" type lap dance and only pay $20 for it.
• Not pay (at most places) for the "privilege" of the back room (for the dance).
• Actually drink a beer.

In contrast you have here (in Edmonton anyways) two choices:

The non-alcoholic clubs (ok just the one) where you:

• Pay a $15 cover at the door to get in.
• Have to immediately spend another $8 on their 2 drink minimum (pop or bottled water).
• Pay another $10 to get in the back room or $20 for a booth. (So if you're keeping track, you've already spent $35-$45 at this point - before any dances and likely having not even seen a single stage show.)
• Get a nude "air dance" or a clothed "contact dance" (although mileage varies).
• Sit & twiddle your thumbs for about 45 minutes between stage shows (some nights they don't even have stage shows).

or the alcoholic clubs (I guess there are 4 or 5 now) where you:

• Pay a more reasonable cover ($6 or so).
• Buy a beer for about $8.
• Pay $30/song for an air dance and get pressured by the attendant to buy 4 (in advance).

Speaking only for myself I think we are truly lacking this kind of an in-between option. I think part of the issue is that we have more conservative societal values here (maybe not). I think the other part of the issue is just scarcity (the whole supply & demand thing).

 

[wet_suit_one]

Miami, Toronto, Montreal, these are places for strippers. Edmonton, not so much. Alberta is VERY conservative. However, we are very lenient or wilfully blinkered on massage parlours. Strange isn't it?

Audrey Jensen's legacy I suppose...

 

[wolverine]

Miami, Toronto, Montreal, these are places for strippers. Edmonton, not so much. Alberta is VERY conservative. However, we are very lenient or wilfully blinkered on massage parlours. Strange isn't it?

Audrey Jensen's legacy I suppose...

That's because MPs actually make money for the city through licenses and they keep many girls from street-walking. But I am surprised that Audrey hasn't been railing against MPs over these poor girls getting manipulated and exploited into servicing us horrible and depraved reprobates. Maybe the old bitch has croaked or something.

I remember going to Rustys one time, and at one point between sets these young guys sitting around the stage started chanting "Audrey Jensen sucks!" and the whole bar ended up chanting along!

 

[Klimax]

I was just in Toronto and a friend told me about this magical place where the VIP is a place where they actually treat you like a VIP... Now I've been around and even got ripped in Vegas, so I was wary and thought that I'd have as much of a chance getting a handjob from a leprechaun than getting sucked back to the VIP and dropping $$$$ for just a tease.

So picture it... 5 guys of various ages coming into the "Millionaires Club" by the airport, no cover charge. HMMMM. should I be suspicious? 5 girls were on us immediately like perb members on a review with bad grammar. I knew I was going to play it cool because like George W,"fool me twice.... you won't fool me again". This HOT girl kept insisting that we go up to the VIP and get Cozy... I asked her what goes on up there and she told me she can't talk about it but it gets naughty. What a set up!

"Well, I like it real naughty, maybe too naughty" i said with a twinkle in my eye... and she says to me " well, this isn't a lap dance kind of place, it's an extra's kind of place" the LG popped his head out like a snake being charmed!

I asked what it costs to go up to the VIP and she said... wait for it... no cover charge! needless to say, DEAL. I had to find out, if this was truly what my friend had told me!

Long story short we get upstairs, she sits on my lap and we negotiate $$.2 for half and half. only thing is that I can only sit on the chair, she does the work. CBJ... AWESOME... FS... Fun, but due to the chair seating, only limited to a couple of positions... but I was shocked at how easy it was..

Next day I had to find out if this was a dream or if I returned to this place, it would be an empty lot and a magical memory... lo and behold it was there. I had another HOT girl and this time I got it for $$ cuz she said I was cute. Whatever... I'll take the compliment and her, and it was super fun.

So do I go to clubs in Alberta? hell no. If I wanted to keep my hands to myself, I'll just type with one hand while surfing for porn. Nuff Said.

 

[bikeman52000]

call me a sucker, but I like the Edmonton strip clubs, usually Diamonds (Pierre's becasue I knew a couple of girls there). yes YMMV, and usually not much with the scrutiny over the booths, but still like if I hook up with a hottie. Made friends with a few too. And yes drop more money for less return than massage parlor or working girl. Somehow the tease is just different. In fact I am going to come up on a roadie cause like couple there this week...
Calgary however really does suck.