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Piratos

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I have stopped to talk to a couple Victoria SWs along Government during visits to that fair city. Each time I am quoted much higher rates for CBJ than what I've read you regulars typically pay. Same thing happens to me in Vancouver in the Hastings area. I don't think I look rich and I'm always driving a cheap rental car. Are you guys offered the lower rate right off or do you have to negotiate each time? I'm don't want to screw up on the etiquette front so your assistance would be appreciated.
 

Hipster Doofus

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The correct answers

Have you tried a counter offer? These are some tried and true negotiating strategies. The best things to say are:

" I only brought $30 with me."


"What? Do I look like a tourist? The going rate is $25!"


"Hey for $40 I can get a point of crack and a beer down at the Pub"


"Its 2 more weeks till Welfare wednesday."


"get out."
 

Piratos

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Thanks.
Look for me at the end of the month in that shiny rental car driving back and forth along Government and Gorge.

BTW - just when is the next Welfare Wednesday
 

deke

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Welfare Wednesday is usually the last Wed of the month, except when there is a full moon or something like that. Cruising seems to be not good around then. Maybe they don't need the money those days or maybe there are more cruiser out there. I also sometimes find that some gems can be found during the week, & with fewer cars out there they are more willing to negotiate as opposed to Fri & Sat.:eek:
 

Hipster Doofus

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Things that make you go hmmmm....

Why is it that whenever the police sweep the stroll, they take away all the hot looking streetwalkers but leave the ugly ones alone? Things that make you go hmmmmm.
 

VanIslandGuy

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Maybe you just cruised after the first sweep .... when I cruised around 12:30am there were NO girls out there .... welcome to summer tourist season ..
 

Hipster Doofus

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Hey Van Island Guy !

I got to see Sara last nite. Got her to take off all her clothes in my car and she adminstered a bbbj. That was fun but she doesnt have the stamina to give a really good blowjob. 5 mins and she complains of having a sore jaw. You'd think with all the bj's they give they'd have developed some muscles there. What's the deal with that?
 

VanIslandGuy

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It must be your size ! ... no wait that can't be it ...bwhahaha !

I've seen her working alot lately .... and also running back and forth to the Holiday Court ....... so I haven't bothered picking her up ..... at least some of us have standards ! (bwhahaha)
 

VanIslandGuy

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About 5'8", early 30's, average body, medium length brown hair .... and a Barbara Striesand nose ! haha


Sound about right Hip ?
 

Hipster Doofus

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What??!!

Must not be the same Sara. MY Sara looks like Britany Spears and is 19. Built like a brick shithouse and sucks like a Filter Queen on shag carpet. Geesuz! Which crackho hag have you been picking up?? Bwhahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!
 

daddywarbucks

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re: street sceen

I thought that prostitution was legal in BC. If so, why do the cops sweep the stroll???????

Do we also have to look out for the "john" patrol??????

I am planning a trip to Victoria to sample some of the providers. Sure don't want to get picked up by some damn "john" patrol.

Daddywarbucks looking for little annie fanny
 

Hipster Doofus

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you thought or you know?

prostitution is legal but the fine print reads communication in a public place for the purpose of prostitution is not.


in other words...giving her money for sex is legal. Talking to her about it in a public area is illegal.
 

VanIslandGuy

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I think the reference to "John Patrol" is those citizen patrols that take licence #'s, work with LE to send "Dear John" letters etc.

This usually occurs when the street girls are working in residential areas .... not usually a problem in Victoria .... however they are frequent in Vancouver, Calgary .. even in Nanaimo.

Best way to avoid hassles is to use common sense ... ie obstructing traffic on douglas to chat with a girl on the curb is a sure way to attract some attention !
 

daddywarbucks

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JOHN PATROL

MANY CITIES IN THE STATES HAVE "JOHN LAWS", AND LE WILL TRY TO ENTRAP YOU INTO VIOLATING THEM.

STREET SCEEN: YOUNG FEMALE LE POSES AS A SP. THE MINUTE YOU OFFER $$ FOR A SEXUAL ACT, YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING PROSTUTION.

ESCORT SCEEN: LE SETS UP AN AGENCY. YOU BOOK AN INCALL AT A HOTEL. GOOD LOOKING FEMALE LE WAINTING IN THE ROOM. SHE IS WIRED. THE MINUTE THAT SEX AND MONEY ARE DISCUSSED, YOUR BUSTED.

I BELIEVE THAT YOUR PUNISHMENT IS A FINE OF ABOUT $500.00, BUT MUCH WORSE, YOUR ARREST BECOMES PART OF THE PUBLIC RECORD. MARRIED HOBBIEST WILL FIND THE LATER MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE.

DADDYWARBUCKS SEEKING LITTLE ANNIE FANNY
 

Piratos

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Overnighted in Victoria last Tuesday. During my first pass along Government - Gorge at around 11:00 PM I noticed only three SWs out. By the time I got turned around and back on Government only one was still available. I stopped and picked her up. Her name was Colleen. She is a somewhat spacey 20 something blonde. She suggest her place and off we went. The apartment was a pig sty with piles of dirty dishes and clothes everywhere. I was quite pleased that there was no BF lurking in a closet looking to fight me for my wallet. We cleared off some space on the mattress which was on the floor and for $60 she provided a somewhat lackadaisical half and half but it got the job done. Not a bad body on her. With a little work in a gym she might firm up nicely.
I drove her back to the DQ on Douglas where it appeared she had arranged to meet her loser BF.
I have her number and might call her again if nothing more promising is available.
 

Hipster Doofus

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Toni

While cruisin' around last nite , I saw Toni !! Toni if you recall was a slim big titted pretty blonde about 21 yrs old, that stood on the corner of Herald and Douglas. At one time I called her "the smartest hooker I had ever met."


She was standing on Herald and Goverment this time and looked like she had gained some weight. At the height of her popularity she was charging a min $120, although she would always yell " Hipster, I'll give you a deal !" as I drove around the block.


I probably wont pick her up but wanted to let you guys know that she ain't a ROB
 

Hipster Doofus

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Cruising Victoria

while cruising home I took a gander over to Goverment St. and HOLY SHIT ! A hooker standing on EVERY corner! I shit you not.


Must be a police convention in town. bwhahaha!
 
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