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Street Review - Simone

SlimShady

I like to poon.
Oct 29, 2002
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Was around 14th and Center the other day and noticed a good looking dirty blonde with glasses loitering around the Asian store on the corner. Pulled over down the block and parked to investigate further as it was daylight and didn't want pick her up with the Handi-bus van. Walked up to her and we decided on a lunch date.

She was about 5'7", good looking, nice ass, glasses(very classy), nice top and jeans. Kind of the girl next door. 20something and smelling good with good makeup on. Not lowtrack at all. A nice score it seemed.

Went back to her parking stall and proceeded with the you touch mine I'll touch yours. That was fun! Decided on a CBJ. Was hoping for the usual price but since she wasn't a druggie and very presentable I decided to spring for twice the usual. This was after she said she was good and could DT. Well let me tell you it was well worth it. That was the best DT CBJ I have had in a long time. Had the right technique and was rubbing the balls and even let me guide her head up and down. It was kind of a like a GFE BJ and not the head hammering rush to get you to finish up quickly.

I would repeat. She only works days and only for a few hours.

2 thumbs up and a good load drained.
 

SlimShady

I like to poon.
Oct 29, 2002
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Maybe I should have put that in quotes. We went to her 'parking stall'. The place to park to get serviced in the vehicle where it's safe.

It wasn't out in the open. :)

As for the Po-po taking your vehicle I don't think that has been passed nor do I think it will get passed. Just get out of your vehicle and walk up if your worried. It also helps to not have your company vehicle be seen picking up a SW. Or parked in front of a MP and have you walk in. Not the best advertising!
 

unclewang

Member
Jul 25, 2003
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damnit i was hoping to keep her a secret...i've been seeing her for a couple years now...safe, clean, great personality. best bj in town.
 

yyctype

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Aug 6, 2003
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Mother Earth
SlimShady said:
As for the Po-po taking your vehicle I don't think that has been passed nor do I think it will get passed.
You are speaking of the amendment to the Traffic Safety Act (chapter 48) which was passed on December 4, 2003. It has not been proclaimed into law (yet), but received third reading (meaning it was passed by the legislature).

It is merely waiting for an order in counsel to make it law.

(This is due to occur this spring)
 

SlimShady

I like to poon.
Oct 29, 2002
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unclewang said:
damnit i was hoping to keep her a secret...i've been seeing her for a couple years now...safe, clean, great personality. best bj in town.

It's all about sharing.
:)
 

bluedkk

New member
Dec 22, 2003
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Cops

There always interested in easy crime. They are most interested in the person who is easiest intimidated. They are scared of the criminal who is most likey to talk back or fight back.

Way to go CPS, take a bite of easy crime
 

SlimShady

I like to poon.
Oct 29, 2002
858
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Funloverking said:
Hi Slim,

Is this Simone fairly large (150lbs) with blondish hair? If so.. "barf"!!

No. No. No. No. No.

I guess it won't let me enter a 3 character response. So I entered it 5 times.

No.
 
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