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Sitting around Friday night waiting to go out and for some reason I was recalling a three way I had quite some time ago. I joined a married couple for a three way. The wife was giving the husband a blowjob as I was doing her from behind doggie stlye. I was really excited because this was at a sex club and out of all the people there she chose me. Anyway everything was going fine and then after a few minutes in I happened to start looking around a little. That's when I noticed the husband was far more focused on me than he was the blowjob from his wife. Then I noticed he kept leering at me and wasn't particularly interested in his blowjob. I was quickly realizing he was probably the one that chose me, not her. So there I am fucking his wife, trying to enjoy myself while he's staring at me like a fat kid at Burger King on Whopper Wednesday. After a few more minutes another guy wandered up to watch us and I took this as a chance to tag him in and get the fuck out.
With that I left to go find out what happened to my date.

I've got others but thought I would start with this one.

Any other stories out there?
 
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johnnydepth said:
Sitting around Friday night waiting to go out and for some reason I was recalling a three way I had quite some time ago. I joined a married couple for a three way. The wife was giving the husband a blowjob as I was doing her from behind doggie stlye. I was really excited because this was at a sex club and out of all the people there she chose me. Anyway everything was going fine and then after a few minutes in I happened to start looking around a little. That's when I noticed the husband was far more focused on me than he was the blowjob from his wife. Then I noticed he kept leering at me and wasn't particularly interested in his blowjob. I was quickly realizing he was probably the one that chose me, not her. So there I am fucking his wife, trying to enjoy myself while he's staring at me like a fat kid at Burger King on Whopper Wednesday. After a few more minutes another guy wandered up to watch us and I took this as a chance to tag him in and get the fuck out.
With that I left to go find out what happened to my date.


Any other stories out there?
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I've got others but thought I would start with this one.

I was at a sex club recently, but It didnt turn out to be what I thought it would be.... It was club FA. I stayed at the camp ground, which was basically a trailor park. Great land space and potential, but no up keep.
My friend and I figured since it was clothing optional, that people would be out and about enjoying themselves. To our surprise, when we got up the next moring to walk around, (we checked in late the night before) there wasn't anyone else walking around, or anyone outside at all.. It was eerie, and just us roaming about.. I told my friend that we found hotel california. A part of me wondered if we were going to get out of there alive. A really odd vibe... The sex club had great space as well, but no one was doing anything anywhere !! so we just ended up canoodling eachother.

One time, I was in penticton on a big family vacation.. My father passed out on a couch and i put full make up on him.. I ended up straddling a really good looking guy in the park on a bench down from where the fam was staying. We were just making out when I took my top off. lost in the moment, all of a sudden there was a light shining and a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and it was a cop. He told me to put my top back on and to take it inside ! The friend of the family left my father on the couch for house keeping.. He had no idea, but he staggered back to our hotel in full make up lol. This was an adult vacation. We all went places.


Guu in gastown, before they changed the menue and cheeped out, used to be my go to spot. Food wasnt served until 5, I believe, but their doors were unlocked early, and no one ever paid attention to anyone who came in early and dissapeared into the bathroom. The bath room doors locked :) Dessert then dinner !!!

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back in my drinking days, there was a certain dive bar I loved to frequent. the bartender (let's call him Bob) was short, older, gruff and for some reason irresistible. we would make eyes at each other and I flirted with him shamelessly the drunker I got. eventually, we started touching each other subtly; that led to me chasing him outside where we'd share a smoke and make out. the tension was palpable, I literally was pulsating for this Bob dude. I'd stay after the bar closed and we'd get wasted together and both stumble to our separate homes.

eventually I decided to invite myself over to Bob's house one night. we made the 30 minute trek at 4am chugging on a bottle of Jamie we'd liberated from the bar. When we arrived, ends up this dude (probably in his early 50s) lived like a 18 year old boy. His room was just a mattress on the floor in his friend's basement, no furniture, clothes strewn about, books piled on the floor, cigarette smell. whatever, I was drunk and horny. we went at it and I arrived a few times, so I went to town with my mouth. I could feel he was getting close: he started vibrating and his leg was shaking. he blew his load in my mouth and then...kept shaking...

I drunkenly looked up and this dude was having a full-on seizure, eyes rolled back in his head, shaking naked on the bed. I can only imagine the look on my face. I luckily have my first aid so started counting down and put him in the recovery position. after like 30 seconds of hell he stopped shaking.

"are you ok?"

"yeah...yeah...fine" he mumbled. "sometimes it takes a minute to come out of this..."

he was all fucked up and wasted and I was exhausted so we just passed out.

The next morning after the usual pleasantries I inquired, "so, Bob: do you usually have a seizure when you orgasm or..."

"yeah, about 80% of the time."

I was shocked and obviously pretty upset.

"you didn't think to...warn me? give me a little fucking heads up!?"

"clementine...if I told every woman who was going to sleep with me that I had epilepsy and one of my triggers was orgasming, no one would ever sleep with me."

Touché.

what followed was a fun little fling in which I would end up on my back getting pounded and slapping him in the face if I saw his eyes roll back and scream "NOT YET! NOT YET BOB!!!!!"

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Clementine, you remind me of my pinky toe. Sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table. Amen. Compliment; not a threat, BTW
 
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Clementine, you remind me of my pinky toe. Sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table. Amen. Compliment; not a threat, BTW
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That was good, I think it qualifies for the "I lost my dream apartment because of my job" thread
 
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mistermetro said:
Clementine, you remind me of my pinky toe. Sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table. Amen. Compliment; not a threat, BTW
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jgg said:
That was good, I think it qualifies for the "I lost my dream apartment because of my job" thread
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sounds like we both want to fuck mistermetro, and mistermetro for sure wants to fuck at least one of us...lol
 
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clementinexoxo said:
back in my drinking days, there was a certain dive bar I loved to frequent. the bartender (let's call him Bob) was short, older, gruff and for some reason irresistible. we would make eyes at each other and I flirted with him shamelessly the drunker I got. eventually, we started touching each other subtly; that led to me chasing him outside where we'd share a smoke and make out. the tension was palpable, I literally was pulsating for this Bob dude. I'd stay after the bar closed and we'd get wasted together and both stumble to our separate homes.

eventually I decided to invite myself over to Bob's house one night. we made the 30 minute trek at 4am chugging on a bottle of Jamie we'd liberated from the bar. When we arrived, ends up this dude (probably in his early 50s) lived like a 18 year old boy. His room was just a mattress on the floor in his friend's basement, no furniture, clothes strewn about, books piled on the floor, cigarette smell. whatever, I was drunk and horny. we went at it and I arrived a few times, so I went to town with my mouth. I could feel he was getting close: he started vibrating and his leg was shaking. he blew his load in my mouth and then...kept shaking...

I drunkenly looked up and this dude was having a full-on seizure, eyes rolled back in his head, shaking naked on the bed. I can only imagine the look on my face. I luckily have my first aid so started counting down and put him in the recovery position. after like 30 seconds of hell he stopped shaking.

"are you ok?"

"yeah...yeah...fine" he mumbled. "sometimes it takes a minute to come out of this..."

he was all fucked up and wasted and I was exhausted so we just passed out.

The next morning after the usual pleasantries I inquired, "so, Bob: do you usually have a seizure when you orgasm or..."

"yeah, about 80% of the time."

I was shocked and obviously pretty upset.

"you didn't think to...warn me? give me a little fucking heads up!?"

"clementine...if I told every woman who was going to sleep with me that I had epilepsy and one of my triggers was orgasming, no one would ever sleep with me."

Touché.

what followed was a fun little fling in which I would end up on my back getting pounded and slapping him in the face if I saw his eyes roll back and scream "NOT YET! NOT YET BOB!!!!!"

fin
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:jaw: Ok Clem mic drop, you win :first:

I thought Ive seen some crazy shit but damn.
 
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johnnydepth said:
That's when I noticed the husband was far more focused on me than he was the blowjob from his wife. Then I noticed he kept leering at me and wasn't particularly interested in his blowjob. I was quickly realizing he was probably the one that chose me, not her. So there I am fucking his wife, trying to enjoy myself while he's staring at me like a fat kid at Burger King on Whopper Wednesday. After a few more minutes another guy wandered up to watch us and I took this as a chance to tag him in and get the fuck out.
With that I left to go find out what happened to my date.
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Damn, I didn't realize I made you feel that uncomfortable. :jaw: I miss the Allure days :Cry:
 
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