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lars_from_mars

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When the weather gets hot, shaved balls stick to your leg. What are you supposed to do about that? Powder? Oil? Pulling on 'em every few minutes to adjust them just doesn't seem polite.
 

Penhold

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lars_from_mars said:
When the weather gets hot, shaved balls stick to your leg. What are you supposed to do about that? Powder? Oil? Pulling on 'em every few minutes to adjust them just doesn't seem polite.
Try dipping them in a bowl of Tabasco sauce for 5 minutes each morning. They'll start perspiring so much there's no way in hell they'll stick to anything for the rest of the day. Only problem will be expalining the large wet spot at your crotch - yeah like anyone's going to believe its only perspiration. :D

On the other hand, try a powder. Just go easy on the amount. You don't want large puffs of white talc suddenly billowing out from the cuffs of your pants each time you take a step. :)
 

Kev

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Kevs been having arthritic problems in the right hip joint. So i decided to try rubbing some arthritic cream on the area to creat some relief. Well some of the cream managed to get onto my balls........my nutsack so to speak. The feeling wasn't pleasant..........actually after a bit of time it really fucking hurt. I was dancing around like a tribal warrior trying to ease the burning sensation. I even jumped in the shower trying to wash it off..............that was really stupid on my part, because it only hurt worse. (Warm water on this kind of arthritic cream only creats more heat.)

Whats the moral to all of this? I won't do that again. How about you lars_ maybe you just shouldn't be shaving you balls? There really sensitive to things that aren't meant to be. --- Kev
 

hitrack

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Funny the talcum powder should be mentioned. I once saw a fairly new SP that commented on "whats this thing with guys puttin baby powder down there?!?!?"

I just kinda shrugged like beats me......take yer clothes off!!!!
 

captnsavaho

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Talc

I got the talcum powder trick from a girl with big boobs in Australia (who put it under them) and thought why can't that work to stop my nuts sticking to my legs?

Also works great for chaffing if you are a cyclist and wear chamois shorts.

In Auz, you can get all your talcs in your favourite aftershave and deoderant flavours but I have had not seen such a thing in Canada- does it exist here?
 

Mchatte

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lars_from_mars said:
When the weather gets hot, shaved balls stick to your leg. What are you supposed to do about that? Powder? Oil? Pulling on 'em every few minutes to adjust them just doesn't seem polite.
Duct tape them to your belly. Not only keeps them cool but protects your cock like a jock! Removing the tape now that is the problem!

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HeMadeMeDoIt

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Johnson's baby Powder!
 

Marvin

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Kev said:
Kevs been having arthritic problems in the right hip joint. So i decided to try rubbing some arthritic cream on the area to creat some relief. Well some of the cream managed to get onto my balls........my nutsack so to speak. The feeling wasn't pleasant..........actually after a bit of time it really fucking hurt. I was dancing around like a tribal warrior trying to ease the burning sensation. I even jumped in the shower trying to wash it off..............that was really stupid on my part, because it only hurt worse. (Warm water on this kind of arthritic cream only creats more heat.)

Whats the moral to all of this? I won't do that again. How about you lars_ maybe you just shouldn't be shaving you balls? There really sensitive to things that aren't meant to be. --- Kev
HOLY CRAP THAT WAS FUNNY!! I am laughing with you Kev, not at you (well, sort of). :D
 

Avery

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Just wear briefs instead of boxers. They'll keep your balls away from your thighs. Not only that, they'll absorb the sweat too.
 

Lolita

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Use what all the estheticians use when bikini waxing:

Baby powder with cornstarch. Works very well.