Freya Darling

Some Days You Just Can't Win...

Dante172

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I received an email the other day from someone who had seen me post about chat lines a couple of months back on a different board. After exchanging a couple war stories on experiences, I got the urge to try out Live Links since they are giving away 2 hour trial memberships.

So on I go and, after about an hour of putting up with a variety of ads of whisperers, cigarette throats and teeny-boppers with background rave music, I make contact with "Kristine near downtown." She tells me she's a great oral entertainer, has killer legs, nice bum and no stretch marks from kids. Sounds good to me.

45 minutes later, Kristine shows me into her dark apartment where we take care of the donation and start to get to know one another a bit better. My spidey senses started tingling, so I asked her if she could put on a strip show for me. Hesitantly she starts to disrobe, and as the bra comes off, she complains that her breasts hurt a bit. As the thong comes off, I get up off the bed and without a word, leave her apartment.

Her dick was bigger than mine.

She's lucky I didn't run out of there screaming!

At least she didn't lie about never having had kids.

I have had some good days with the chat lines, but more often than not, I've had bad days. This one experience certainly counts as the worst.

Can any of you recommend a nubile young college-type cutie that actually has two X chromosomes to help erase this image from my mind? A Katie Holmes or Kirsten Dunst look-alike might start me on the road to recovery. Shawna of Fantasy may not look like either of these, but I think I may just go re-visit the lady.

I think I'm going to go do something with powertools now. That or go wrestle an alligator or two...

(Uuuhhh, I just get the piss-shivers thinking about the whole incident.)
 

trawler

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Dante172, it happens to all of us ...

at least once. For now that is my only comment.

I know a sweetheart that will make your drama dsappear. Her name is Lauren, she is at Sinderellas and IMHO makes Katie and Kirsten look ordinary. Besides being exceptional Eye Candy, she has a pleasant intellectual Attitude and the Extras are simply Extraordinnaire.

Stay off those chat lines Buddy. Focus on the Board Reviews and you will have less stress. PERB Girls are real Girls - cheers!
 

xraygogs

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Dante, T is absolutely right. Under the nubile college cutie category there is no other like Lauren. With her, you'll feel like she's going to college in a year or two, not actually in college. I mean body wise... personality, maturity, attitude and experience will leave you no doubt that she's in a class all her own.

One other name I'll throw in is Faith from Heaven on Earth ( formerly Southern Comfort ). She works a couple-three fill shifts per week, and I think she has more the look you want. She is enhanced, and has a tiny, tiny bit of heft around the mid-section, but its not objectionable at all. Legs and butt very tight, and she is more like the girl who is just doing her last year of college.

Good luck and post some reviews!
 

Dante172

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Thanks for the recommendations guys!

I've actually seen Faith a few times in the past and she is definitely a pleaser. Very sweet girl. Somehow I thought that she had retired though? Is she still around?

As for Lauren, she is definitely on my "To See" list.

Trawler, you alluded to an interesting incident somewhere in your databanks. Care to share? Its just that situations like this make you react in ways you never thought you would. I'm quite surprised I just left without saying a word. I know of other guys that would have beat the carp out "Kristine", but now that I look back on the event, I just have to chuckle and chalk it up as experience.

Maybe good topic for a new thread? Or a Jerry Springer show.
 

trawler

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Dante172, no way am I reliving ...

that screw up (LOL)! Now smarten up this is a "Review Board" not a "true confessions of the careless Pooner Board (wink)."

Needles to say, I am much more careful now days and psychiatric assistance has reduced the related trauma. My Psych thinks I will likley forget it altogether when I am dead!
 

xraygogs

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Dynamic Duo

T, he may be on to something here. Maybe that incident left you so scarred, you have been going over board trying to overcompensate for that incident ever since! Hence the dynamic duo session you just encountered!! Do you have any hidden camera footage for sale on that legendary duo session???
 

Dante172

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Brijitte, violence wouldn't have really solved anything here. Obviously this person was a lot more screwed up than I was, and not knowing what the situation could lead to, I figured the safest thing to do was just to leave.

Plus - didn't I mention that his dick was bigger than mine? (wink)
 

Right Said Fred

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I had a knife pulled on me a few years ago. I just about busted her door down to leave. All I got to say do not spend your hard earned money on these telephone gigs. MP's are the best and most safest way to go in Edmonton. I cannot speak for other cities though.
 
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