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Poseidon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Last night an sp was going to come over to guide Poseidon to retirement and have a farewell party, as I wanted to end it with fireworks and a big bang. Also bought some food and wine and set some candles for us so I can set the mood. I received a message from her:

“I’m sorry but I can’t make it because I’m really tired and had a long week.” “Can we set it up the next week?”

……Hmmm Poseidon thinking this girl has many clients seeing her and maybe wearing her down. But she explains that the apartment was being renovated and she couldn’t sleep during the day. After my disappointment and her apologizing, we managed to re-schedule an appointment for the following day, as I told her I bought some food for us and I don’t want it to get spoiled. My body was expecting sex tonight and was getting deprived. The next morning I woke up with a stiffy and I was tossing and turning all night because little willy was hungry and sex deprived. I took a cold shower to cool willy down but the soothing soapy water had an opposite effect on willy. Willy met my hand and my hand initiated a soft soothing rubbing motion until willy was nice and stiff. My nipples are quite sensitive so when the water hits it, it can be very soothing and satisfying. After a few minutes of rubbing and a sustained orgasm I blew a tremendous load…..ahhhh…what a relief. But wait, willy still was not satisfied, it wanted an MSOG. 2nd round went and I hit another tremendous load. My bathroom tiles took a beating. Looks like I’ll have to power hose them later. Well, hopefully I’ll have enough of the cream left inside me to put on the 3rd MSOG when I see her tonight. Wish me luck!
 

Poseidon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Just adding humour

Cmon don't you guys have a sense of humour. Just wanted to make you guys laugh! I guess i can't give up my day job to become a comedian.
 

blondeluver

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Jan 27, 2003
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It's ok Victoria-Lee.... nobody understands VG on here, so don't feel bad. You are not the only one! :)
 

chuck1561

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lol..hmm oh well

Good try Poseidon ...hmmm let's see ..the Hamster starts an entire thread for the same reason and about exactly the same thing(and has people Rotfl and coming up with some creative responses) Poseidon ...I guess this means you should always come up with original material...nice try though;)
 
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chuck1561

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oops...ok I Fix

Spellcheck...Thanks Saffire:p :D I must have been thinking of a rendezvous with you and couldn't think straight ..being flustered and all:p ;) :D
 
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warbler

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Feb 25, 2003
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The world according to VJ

Victoria Lee, I believe that VJ is making the reference to "watersports" because Poseidon (god of the ocean) was having some wet sex, i.e., jerking off in the "shower" (whitewashing the tiles)

Having said that, 99% of the time her posts are mostly incomprehensible to me. I tried peyote, reread them, and it was still all "pops and fizzes".

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jwad

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Jul 3, 2003
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I give up, she has never made any sense. It's obvious that the pump was stuck on when they were filling her head.
 

HowieMeeker

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Mar 26, 2003
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Don't try and understand - ignore!

Jwad:

The pump was empty. They put sugar in that tank and that engine seized ...... a long time ago.
 

Gorak

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Oct 22, 2002
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Re: To be clear? oh this is boring me....

Vancouver Julia said:
I was talking about masterbation using a water tap on my clit, is that clear enough for you. Women have fun in the bathtub to, I was trying to get that across to you with humour, I guess I am not a comedian either as you seem to not get it, I at least thought the girls would.


grin

Vancouver Julia
This has to be the most lucid thing you've ever written on this forum. I actually understood it! Well done, VJ.

And you're right about the comedian thing...
 

bigdman

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Jun 16, 2003
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VJ,
what's going on? no clients to see so you have to use the water tap on yourself, what a waste of water especially the water restriction is everywhere?

I don't think you can be a comedian either..., your posts never make any sense...at least you should have a connection to the oringinal post...
 

easyguy

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Mar 6, 2003
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Decrease in prostate cancer.

Five ejaculations a month is supposed to reduce prostate cancer. Ejaculation through sex or masturbation, to clear out the stuff.
 

warbler

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Feb 25, 2003
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That's right, use it or lose it

Interesting fact, if true (I suspect that it is)

Gentlemen, choke your chickens! Just the kind of green light that chronic masturbators were hoping for.


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