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Scientific Facts About Beer
Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it
makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of
beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- Talked excessively without making sense;
- Became overly emotional;
- Couldn't drive;
- Failed to think rationally;
- Argued over nothing;
- Had to sit down while urinating;
- And refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
I'm Switching to Jack Daniels Immediately!!
Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it
makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of
beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- Talked excessively without making sense;
- Became overly emotional;
- Couldn't drive;
- Failed to think rationally;
- Argued over nothing;
- Had to sit down while urinating;
- And refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
I'm Switching to Jack Daniels Immediately!!
