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Room - what should I do with it?

Eden

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So since I don't have roommates now, I was kinda thinking that I might decorate my spare room and was looking for ideas, since it is sitting there with nothing in it! Now before people start tellling me floral and stuff, those that have seen me and my set up know that, that is not gonna work!!!! Most of my garden is constructed and just needs to be tweeked so I need some help from the guys at what they think is not only fun, but original maybe sexy, too. Let me know I have some ideas to get the ball rolling but before I commit to something I just want to make sure that I made the right choice.

ONE idea, was to try to put a gutted out car in it (of course only the front half) so that many of you can recreate your first time!!!!! (and be my first!)

Another idea, was to maybe poor sand in there and play wave music, although this one is a bit boring!!! (and eventually you know the sand is going up your butt and every other crevis known to man!)

Thanks in advance, it will be great no matter what!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 

Marvin

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If the room is reasonably sized, then why not make it a mirror room? Seeing reflections everywhere during a session would be a turn-on for sure. Ceiling too if possible.
 

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Eden said:
ONE idea, was to try to put a gutted out car in it (of course only the front half) so that many of you can recreate your first time!!!!! (and be my first!)

Another idea, was to maybe poor sand in there a
Oh man, I feel sorry for your landlord.
 

Osiris

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1. Paint everything black, put in a small stage with chromed full height pole, an economical surround sound system, a few mirrors, and offer "stripper who comes on to you" fantasies.

2. Go middle eastern. Set up your own mini-harem theme room.

3. Put in shelves, stock them with books, buy some knock-off prescription glasses less the lenses, pull your hair back, and offer the stereotypical hot librarian routine.

4. Use the room to open a bed & breakfast. I hear Victoria is a popular vacation destination.
 

Penhold

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Well, let's see.

First you put in wall to wall bed.

I can see where a trapeze over the bed can also come in handy... and then people will know who is being referred to when someone asks "who gives a flying f*ck". :D

And, of course, you can always install one of those sex "swings" that hang from the ceiling and suspend a lady in various positions for some interesting new positions.. :)

Of course, there's also all those sex machines that are available that you can put into the room to "fill in" between clients. :)

I'm a little handy with one "tool", so call me if you need help. But I can't promise it's any good at redecorating. :D
 

Eden

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So far out of all of you I like Hifi's idea, the most (other than the car)!!! The mirror room, you can find those in quite a few agency's and not my style. But oil and jello wrestling is definately my style, those that have seen me can attest to that!! Hifi, are you sure we haven't met?

So anyways keep the idea's cuming, I am looking for one of a kind, and potentially someone to help with the installation..............................(of the room that is!)
 

Oldfart

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You could hang one of those bottomless basket chairs from the ceiling and then offer basket jobs.

Sorry, Penhold, on closer reading, I realize that's essentially what you were suggesting. Great minds...
 

Teal

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a brothel room... ?

I used to be an antique dealer.. how about a vintage brothel? lots of draped satins on the cieling, cushions all over the room. (BIG ones and then smaller ones) .. mirrors strategically placed. an umbrella stand with boas, or whatever paraphenillia tickles you (myself.... I would have croops/boas/leather... LOLOL).. drapes all along the walls, to muffle echoes and give it a nice warm sound.. a stereo behind it .. so music filters out w/out seeing it. .. I like the swing idea.. I have one.. still unused. **cough cough**.. it can go in the corner with mirrors on each side...............I dont know.. this is probably to **girly**.. huh?

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dittman

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well eden you could take layias of vancouvers idea since she is no longer practicing and that is make your 2nd bedroom a dance stage with the pile lights some mirrors soundsystem love to see you dance for me. Dit
 

Penhold

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Oldfart said:
You could hang one of those bottomless basket chairs from the ceiling and then offer basket jobs.

Sorry, Penhold, on closer reading, I realize that's essentially what you were suggesting. Great minds...
Yes, that's exactly what I was referring to. I don't think it's just that we both have great minds but also because great wisdom comes with age. :)

I had a few other ideas but if I mentioned them the SPs would never believe me when I say I don't have fetishes.... :D

I really like Dittman's idea and should have thought of it myself. A little stage, a dance pole and a sound system like Laiya's and the guys will be lined up around the block. Only problem will be getting appointments as Eden will be booked weeks in advance. :)
 

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rent it to a hot university chick and let nature run its course ...

um, don't forget the video camera so we can see the events unfold :)


actually, I would set up a nice media room and some cameras and offer some porn fantasies that can either go home with a happy camper or get destroyed when he leaves ...

when not used for work, you can watch some movies ...


ps: if you need reno help, I am good with my hands ...
 

Teal

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Good with hands??

:D
LonelyGhost said:
ps: if you need reno help, I am good with my hands ...

*Perk*

umm.. I did have some thing that needed to be done *eyes his hands*.. I know I did........somewhere.... let me look again I am sure I will find it.. unless you want to just help me? *wicked grin*


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Eden

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Just a re-cap

Poll Dancer Room With Mirrors- Like it but have never done it and not sure whether I would need instruction from professional, because when I do something I like to do it well.

Jello/Oil Room - Love it, but clean up may be quite lengthy. How would one disinfect hifi?

Antique Room - Sexy idea, but I think in the end the room would seem to clustered and busy, if the room was bigger and airy I would consider it.

Mirror Room - Been done so many times it loses the originality, and lets face it I want a room that says "wow"!

Car Room - car would have to be gutted and wooden frame built to lesson the weight on the floor and dirt, could be tricky since I am not mechanically inclined (would need someone to help, could be fun getting dirty).

Harem Room - Neat idea with sheer draped floor to ceiling, gives the air of mystery and sensuality, I am still thinking about this, but again might need a buddy to put in some time with me.

Hard Core Sex Room - full of sexual apparatus', cool idea, but nobody would want to leave.

So I am looking still for more ideas!!!! Come on guys think, ladies come on step up to the plate think of all of the things that you thought would be cool to do, but a) don't want to bother b) your place is too small or c) think it is too much to do. If anyone is from out of town and needs a place to play other than a boring hotel room (I am talking chicks here guys!) it could also be arranged.

Lebagyptian, do you have ideas?


Let's get more creative juices flowing!!!!!!!!
 

Eden

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everest

I could win most wrestling fights, I think, why you ask? Because I am a slippery little devil!

Licks to all........................................................................
 

Eden

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Everest

I am afraid in the wrestling department you are no match for me and my oil!!

Licks to all.............................................................................
 

Eden

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Holy Crap, I think I just found who can help me! Gobble do you think me, you, and lebagyptian could handle the task? Naked of course!!!lol
 

Gobble_Gook

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You, me and lebagyptian ... naked in the same room ... we would be too tired to decorate!
 
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