We will remember these dark days.
"Kids, it's hard to imagine, but when your grandpa was young, there was a time, when I woke up to a national internet outage. It was horrendous. Remember when I told you the ages before internet, where separated people could only communicate through telegrams and stuff? Well, your grandpa also experienced the dark times of our time. I was on this discreet meeting with a lady, our rendezvous was not commonly accepted by the society, but your grandpa kept in contact with her with the help of the Internet, then one day, there was a national internet outage that unexpectedly cut off our connection. But your grandpa was a strong man, I said to myself, I need to find ways to stay sane, so I improvised. I turned to the recreational activities enjoyed commonly in your greater great great grandparent's times. I decided to walk 20 minutes to a Tim Hortons, can you imagine? Yes, I walked TWENTY minutes to get a iced coffee, and I later shared the story with other survivors impacted by the unprecedented event, and I, lived to tell the tale... "
GOD I am really bored rn lmao