Rev: Hipster of Victoria

Jennabc

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Jul 21, 2003
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I have met Hipster in the past and thought that he was quite nice so I thought that I would give him a try.

Went to his incall location. Extremely hard to find, not very discreet or private. I didn't think that an open alley way was very apropriate, but I was already there.

Payed him his 2 blues for the hour and started the session.

He was overly openminded to the point where I was scared. He was rambling on about things I didn't know existed and I thought I had seen it all.

Don't really think that I should go on about the details in a public forum so I will leave it at that.

Everything was on the menu though and he was very willing to provide MMMSOG.

All in all, it was a very scarry experience, but would definitly recomend him if that's what you are into!

He requested that his contact info stay private.

For the L/A/S scale for the freaky, I would have to give him
1 being an average joe, 10 being the most vial display of human behaviour, 8/10/11

Feel free to PM me if you want any more details!

Luv, Jenna~
 

crustyclown

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OOooo a secret message from the ultra-top-secret SP forums!
 

Hipster Doofus

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wow! yer a fucking idiot!
OooOOoo thank you lover! I had a wonderful time too.

You turned me into quivering omlette (sans cheese!) with your frypan of love!! You sat at my buffet table and gorged yourself and I wondered if I had enough pudding to safisfy your insatiable blood lust. Please do not wash your left index finger till the third day when the crescent moon rises and you can remember the pungence which is I. You are, without a doubt....MY CHAMPION!!!


FOREVER YOUR BIATCH JENNA!!!
 

Jennabc

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There is nothing in this world that could ever make me forget the pungence that is you!!!!!

BTW since Hipster is now my bitch, feel free to contact me privatly regarding any future appointments with him!

Luv, Jenna~
 

maude

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Jun 6, 2002
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Jennabc said:
There is nothing in this world that could ever make me forget the pungence that is you!!!!!

BTW since Hipster is now my bitch, feel free to contact me privatly regarding any future appointments with him!

Luv, Jenna~
Does Hipster do bareback or is he a safety queen? hehehehehe

Is he internationally seasoned and a world traveller?
 

BouBou

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Oct 17, 2003
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Jenna,

Are the rumors true that you're going to hire your bitch out? Are you considering duos with the Hipster, or do you think that would draw too scary of a crowd?

BB
 

SUCKCESSFULL

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Dec 28, 2003
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ROTFL

Does the Hipster have a web site. And since Hips your bitch, does that make you a pimp Jenna? Where can I sign up to be your man Hoar?
 

Massagegirl

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Thats "man-whore" Suckcessfull. (a la deuce bigalo male gigalo -one of my favs). You better learn it if Jennas gonna be your man-pimp!
 

SUCKCESSFULL

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Dec 28, 2003
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Ha Ha!

That movie was so F ' ing hilarious. I might have to rent it again to get some pointers. or Maybe Pimp Jenna can teach me?
 

stargazer

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The whole thought of it makes me sick to my stomach ;)
 

Jennabc

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I am doing everything that I can people, I can't keep up with all the demands. You boys will have to learn some patients!

I am going to wait for a bit for the actual web site though. You all know how flakey these new SP's can get. Work here and then there, you just never know. As of now though, I am the official Pimpdaddy!

Luv, Pimpdaddy Jenna~

BTW, I won't have to repeat, he is my bitch now! I get it for free, if for some sick reason I would ever want to endure that painfull, awfull, horrific episode ever again! But, he does have a great personality!
 

stargazer

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Jennabc said:
But, he does have a great personality!
Isn't that the response that usually follows..."is he cute?"

I crack myself up!
 

Jennabc

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Jul 21, 2003
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Wow, you caught that one! Good work!

Hipster isn't cute at all! I wouldn't screw him with Maude's dick and Spaceghost pushin'! Although that would be kinda funny to see!!!!

But, he does have a great personality, and he is my bitch, so watch it, or Pimpdaddy Jenna's gonna' have to whoop some ass.

Luv, Jenna~
 
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